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I'm howling at the Indian ones. Hippity hoppitus has been used a couple of times. Mental.He has some corkers like.
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I'm howling at the Indian ones. Hippity hoppitus has been used a couple of times. Mental.He has some corkers like.
I'm howling at the Indian ones. Hippity hoppitus has been used a couple of times. Mental.
I f***ing love these calls.
Last one went something like this
Scamming Twat -Sir I'm phoning about the virus we detected on your windows pc
Me (in my campest voice) - ooh I'll give you a virus you filthy boy.
Scamming twat hangs up...
Another time I said had on 2 seconds and farted down the phone (I'm vile like)
Needless to say he hung up..
I haven't had a landline for months as the only calls we were getting were from twats trying to sell us shit. I do miss taking the piss out of scammers though. Actually our lass keeps getting a London number trying to say she's been in an accident or some shit. I'm going to keep a can of pop handy so I can belch fuck off git loud next time the twats phone up....
So you dropped your bait down the phoneline then proceeded to put said phone back on your face to find out if they'd hung up and would've invevitably reingested said shite particles.
That's ghoulish that like
I got a life insurance one the other day.
Him - your life insurance is up for renewal
Me - what? Mine?
Him - yes, your insurance is up for renewal
Me - that's weird
Him - how much are you currently paying?
Me- you tell me
Him - we can beat it
Me - can you fuck
Him - please don't swear
Me - you called me ya knobber
Him - sir, please don't swear
Me - you should be embarrassed about your job
Him - fuck you
Me - please don't swear
Him - jump off a bridge
Then hung up
This is my new thing. I'm gonna add in that I'm a little deaf and make them repeat themselves a lot
How much did you pay them?Just had another call suggesting that I had problems with my BT router. In the past I have played along with them until the tell me to press the Windows key, and I saw I have a Mac then they hang up. But the approach has changed now and they want you to use teamviewer. In the last call I said I had just moved in and had no internet and they hung up. Tell any vulnerable/gullible friends and family to be on alert.