I have commissioned Amazon to deliver you a bundle of cash by drone ... should be with you shortly ...By the way, I was in Coral’s earlier on and between there and Asda I noticed £200 had gone missing from my pocket, I was on the way to do fortnightly shop and now my family can’t eat.....![]()
If you're a bit short you need a ladder, I can lend you one of those ...Sorry to ask, but can someone off here lend us a monkey or a pony? Bit short.