Bonked???

[Matt Hopkins]

I've just been out on the bike and did about 15 miles and stopped at my usual place for a cereal bar and a drink before heading home.
Once I stopped and took my gloves off and skull cap I felt rotten. I couldn't really stand up, couldn't eat my bar only just managed a few sips of water.
I wasn't feeling paggered before I stopped so is this bonking?
My skull cap was drenched with sweat. Could it have been that taking my hat off my temperature dropped quickly? Being thin of hair and thick of head any (sensible) answers are appreciated

 

[Deleted User 11453]

When we were kids a bonk was a slang word for an erection or a shag.

I got a bonk on and started bonking the fit bird.

 

[PhilSAFC]

When we were kids a bonk was a slang word for an erection or a shag.

I got a bonk on and started bonking the fit bird.

This

 

[ighty seven]

sounds like the OP's had a dodgy cereal bar, passed out and been bonked up the arsepipe and come-to without realising.

 

[Deleted User 11453]

sounds like the OP's had a dodgy cereal bar, passed out and been bonked up the arsepipe and come-to without realising.

According to my bum chum @PhilSAFC he was a 4/10. Tight enough but not much enthusiasm and a bit too hairy.

 

[Matt Hopkins]

aye whey get bonked then ya piss taking twats

 

[Deleted User 11453]

aye whey get bonked then ya piss taking twats

What does the term mean where you live? A sudden temperature drop?

 

[Longy]

I wasn't feeling paggered before I stopped so is this bonking?

No

I had a bonk last night. With a girl. Right in the vagina.

 

[Deleted User 11453]

No

I had a boink last night. With a girl. Right in the vagina.

Are yow a brummoy now?

 

[Longy]

Are yow a brummoy now?

Ive edited

Bastard

 

[Matt Hopkins]

What does the term mean where you live? A sudden temperature drop?

When I was growing up it meant exactly what you said
However this was the context I was using it https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hitting_the_wall
I mentioned the temperature drop just to see if any sensible people had experienced it

 

[Deleted User 11453]

When I was growing up it meant exactly what you said
However this was the context I was using it https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hitting_the_wall
I mentioned the temperature drop just to see if any sensible people had experienced it

Check your steering so that you avoid walls?

 

[Cee Jay]

I've just been out on the bike and did about 15 miles and stopped at my usual place for a cereal bar and a drink before heading home.
Once I stopped and took my gloves off and skull cap I felt rotten. I couldn't really stand up, couldn't eat my bar only just managed a few sips of water.
I wasn't feeling paggered before I stopped so is this bonking?
My skull cap was drenched with sweat. Could it have been that taking my hat off my temperature dropped quickly? Being thin of hair and thick of head any (sensible) answers are appreciated

You won't have needed food/drink ( other than water etc) for a 15 mile ride

Not be a bonk in the true sense....your body won't be eating into other reserves after 15 miles