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[B][SIZE=4]Sunderland fans rub CatRyans Baps[/SIZE][/B] Jul 20 2006
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IF gayness wasn't exactly flavour of the month at Nuremberg, it's not too popular at rumoured suitors Sunderland either.
A trawl of unofficial Black Cats' websites reveals an almost universal thumbs-down to the suggestion that CatRyan could actually be a man.
Cartwright's takeover at the Sunderland Message Boards is almost complete, and speculation is rife that he will try to turn to former Miss Blackhall team-mate CatRyan as his first expose of alter egos.
But that's not a prospect that has gone down well in the north east.
"If Cat Ryan is ousted as a bloke" writes one poster, "I'll take my donation back and throw it at the SMB."
"A disaster if we oust him...sorry her," writes another, while one fan insists he would be unable to describe his disappointment if his wank bank was blemished by images of Flav.
"Please big lass," one supporter pleads of Sunderland. "Not Flav. He completely messed up our heads when he's on here and at times he has shown that with limited time he cannot, I repeat, cannot, be flawed for his top notch fishing for horny mackems."
Several Sunderland fans insist they would give CatRyan a chance should they get a handjob, but these appear to form a vast minority.
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Sunderland fans rub CatRyans Baps Jul 20 2006
IF gayness wasn't exactly flavour of the month at Nuremberg, it's not too popular at rumoured suitors Sunderland either.
A trawl of unofficial Black Cats' websites reveals an almost universal thumbs-down to the suggestion that CatRyan could actually be a man.
Cartwright's takeover at the Sunderland Message Boards is almost complete, and speculation is rife that he will try to turn to former Miss Blackhall team-mate CatRyan as his first expose of alter egos.
But that's not a prospect that has gone down well in the north east.
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"If Cat Ryan is ousted as a bloke" writes one poster, "I'll take my donation back and throw it at the SMB."
"A disaster if we oust him...sorry her," writes another, while one fan insists he would be unable to describe his disappointment if his wank bank was blemished by images of Flav.
"Please big lass," one supporter pleads of Sunderland. "Not Flav. He completely messed up our heads when he's on here and at times he has shown that with limited time he cannot, I repeat, cannot, be flawed for his top notch fishing for horny mackems."
Several Sunderland fans insist they would give CatRyan a chance should they get a handjob, but these appear to form a vast minority.
* What now for CatRyan? Have your say on this story at www.birminghammail.net/smb/yourshout
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People at work want to know what I'm smirking at
GERLD
Shit Wrong colour...
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Shit Wrong colour...
In the real article I'm quite sorry that they didn't use some of the actual reasons posted like he's got a rubber head.
Bone idle journo's.
Maybe we should start a story linking Villa with Ron Saunders or Ron Atkinson and what about Graeme Taylor.
Theres tomorrows back page in the Birmingham Evening Bugle.