Bloody dirty magpie


Just carried some shopping in from the car and put it on the kitchen bench. I turned to get the rest and there’s this bloody magpie sitting on my banister. Frightened the f**k out of me.
Anyway as I shushed it away it flew out the front door but as it did the bast**d shit on me floor.
Not happy about the dirty shitty arse bast**d the knars
 
A seagull shat on my kitchen floor during lockdown. It didn’t come in the house though, it was divebombing my cat and the angle and velocity of the shit sent it straight through the open doors. Dirty bassa
 
Just carried some shopping in from the car and put it on the kitchen bench. I turned to get the rest and there’s this bloody magpie sitting on my banister. Frightened the f**k out of me.
Anyway as I shushed it away it flew out the front door but as it did the bast**d shit on me floor.
Not happy about the dirty shitty arse bast**d the knars

My Mrs (no) found one in the toilet. Had to deal with it :)
We have had all sorts of birds flying in the house, even a bat.
Only one magpie?

RIP.

50,000 of them.
 

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