Blokes who regugarly go to the pub on their own

[muggboots]

Wankers. I'm missing out here, mine's 9 month.

 

[Fred Secrets]

It's class. Afternoon boozing with a baby isn't frowned upon.

It's class. Until I have to go for a piss. I can't bring the buggy in to the pisser, so I have to force the piss out at a ridiculous force to get back to the child as fast as possible.

 

[Lambchops]

Wankers. I'm missing out here, mine's 9 month.

7 month - barmaids love her so even look after her while I'm in there

 

[Keawyeds]

I went to the club with some other people last night

Actually clubbing or to a WMC

 

[The Late 80s]

It's class. Until I have to go for a piss. I can't bring the buggy in to the pisser, so I have to force the piss out at a ridiculous force to get back to the child as fast as possible.

Left mine with the lass who front of house in botanist last week while I went wee. They got on like house on fire. Which better than can be said about the woman I left her with outside bookies.

 

[Discopants91]

Actually clubbing or to a WMC

Proper clerb.

 

[The Late 80s]

Actually clubbing or to a WMC

Proper clubbing is class with strangers.

 

[Keawyeds]

Proper clubbing is class with strangers.

* * * SWINGER KLAXON * * *

Proper clerb.

Alreet Fiddy.

 

[WezSAFC]

I love it. I have a local in the city centre that I can call into after work, have a quiet read, a few pints and if there's a match on sit back and watch in peace. The bar staff are great craic so if you want to have a chat you'll get the banter if you want it. I'm not fond of drinking at home though - very rarely I would do that.

 

[muggboots]

I love it. I have a local in the city centre that I can call into after work, have a quiet read, a few pints and if there's a match on sit back and watch in peace. The bar staff are great craic so if you want to have a chat you'll get the banter if you want it. I'm not fond of drinking at home though - very rarely I would do that.

• IT'S CRACK. CRACK. f***ing CRACK MAN.

 

[Fred Secrets]

Left mine with the lass who front of house in botanist last week while I went wee. They got on like house on fire. Which better than can be said about the woman I left her with outside bookies.

I'm in a hotel bar now & there's zero craic.

 

[WezSAFC]

• IT'S CRACK. CRACK. f***ing CRACK MAN.

I'm from Belfast, it's craic in our neck of the woods

 

[muggboots]

I'm from Belfast, it's craic in our neck of the woods

Ooooooh, you sneaky Bastard. Forgiven.

 

[Latka Gravas]

7 month - barmaids love her so even look after her while I'm in there

Suppose it makes a change from them looking after you!

 

[Lambchops]

Suppose it makes a change from them looking after you!

Oh aye, if I'm childless I'm a pest

 

[WezSAFC]

Ooooooh, you sneaky Bastard. Forgiven.

Crack means a slap to the general head and neck area over here - I'll let you off

 

[Lambchops]

Crack means a slap to the general head and neck area over here - I'll let you off

If you ever see @muggboots you'll see he's took a few - looks lime RoboCop when he takes his hat off

 

[The Late 80s]

Off for one on me own now before me tea ready.

 

[dangermows]

Even better when getting paid for it

 

[DurhamRedStripe]

I'm here now, but don't feel alone while posting on the SMB