Blokes getting driven around in cars by women

[stephen cartwright]

Same , hate driving with a pash to many knobs and im quite bad at losing the plot ...need to chill tbf like.


"Sigh"

 

[tunstall birdman]

Well I have. Ages ago mind.

 

[stephen cartwright]

Well I have. Ages ago mind.

 

[Two million voices]

Same , hate driving with a pash to many knobs and im quite bad at losing the plot ...need to chill tbf like.


"Sigh"

Reading that back I don’t think I was particularly clear, i can’t actually drive.

 

[lenshack]

Why partake in one of life’s dullest pastimes when you can hoodwink your wife into doing it while you sit back and enjoy the ride, stress free?

Stress free with the wife driving ?

 

[Lord Alfred]

Wrongun. Why would you not learn

I can think of 30m reasons.

 

[Hodgie1979]

Reading that back I don’t think I was particularly clear, i can’t actually drive.

Neither can i legally , have a bike licence like.

 

[Two million voices]

Neither can i legally , have a bike licence like.

I’ve got a bus pass.

 

[yorkyexile]

FFS don`t encourage him Hoss

 

[tunstall birdman]

I’ve got a bus pass.

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[stephen cartwright]

FFS don`t encourage him Hoss

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[Two million voices]

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Yep! Being a bus wanker also means no car, no paying for fuel, no road tax, no insurance to pay out and most importantly no calls from the mrs at 5am asking to be picked up!

 

[tunstall birdman]

FFS don`t encourage him Hoss

Aww! This thread would be a good opportunity to run off some of my past conquests.

 

[Big Sharp Teeth]

I don’t like other road users. They’re basically idiots. The missus finds my driving irresponsible. Therefore she generally offers to drive. I’m fine with that. You’d have to be pretty insecure to be emasculated by a lass driving.

 

[Hodgie1979]

I’ve got a bus pass.

Safe as houses marra

I don’t like other road users. They’re basically idiots. The missus finds my driving irresponsible. Therefore she generally offers to drive. I’m fine with that. You’d have to be pretty insecure to be emasculated by a lass driving.

Yup.

 

[Goat Eyes]

Yep! Being a bus wanker also means no car, no paying for fuel, no road tax, no insurance to pay out and most importantly no calls from the mrs at 5am asking to be picked up!

Bus passes make lasses wet though.

 

[monkeytassle]

I don’t like other road users. They’re basically idiots. The missus finds my driving irresponsible. Therefore she generally offers to drive. I’m fine with that. You’d have to be pretty insecure to be emasculated by a lass driving.

Given I'm better than her at it not really

 

[stephen cartwright]

I’ve got a bus pass.

I’m not taking the mick, as my dad never drove but what puts you off from learning?

 

[calmac]

Why partake in one of life’s dullest pastimes when you can hoodwink your wife into doing it while you sit back and enjoy the ride, stress free?

There is absolutely no chance of being stress free when she is driving.

 

[tunstall birdman]

Bus passes make lasses wet though.

Sitting with the masses
Out of the pocket flashes,
Bus passes
Making wet lasses.