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You have a woman's username m'lord.
For two years the front has been as likely to move as a Frenchman living next to a brothel.
Edmund: Well, it is said, Percy, that civilised man seeks out good and
intelligent company, so that, through learned discourse, he may
rise above the savage and closer to God.
Percy: Yes, I’ve heard that.
Edmund: Personally, however, I like to start the day with a total dickhead
to remind me I’m best.
Blackadder: They do say, Mrs M, that verbal insults hurt more than physical pain. They are, of course, wrong, as you will soon discover when I stick this toasting fork into your head.
At this revolutionary time, there were rumblings in Prussia, although it was thought that this might be something to do with the sausages.
Ah cappuccino!
When he subsequently makes a cup of coffee for Captain Darling.
Ah cappuccino!
"I'm as happy as a Frenchman who has just invented a pair of self-removing trousers."
"I love you Dr. Johnson and I want to have your babies"
Prince George: "Boil my brains it is not like someone has asked us to eat 10 raw Pigs for breakfast, good god we're British aren't we!?"
Blackadder: "You're not, You're German"
Blackadder: "what a way to die, shot by a transvestite on an unrealistic grassy knoll. Baldrick, thank you for introducing me to a new experience"
Baldrick: "What is that my lord?"
Blackadder: "Being pleased to see you"
One of my favourite similes is from Hugh Paddock's character in sense in senility
"Be gone sir, your presence is about as irritating as a potted cactus inside a monkey's pyjamas"
Blackadder: Would this brilliant plan involve us climbing out of our trenches and walking very slowly towards the enemy, sir?
Daring: How could you possibly know that, Blackadder? It’s classified information.
What scale is the map, Darling?
Best bit is where Captain Darling shows how much ground they captured the night before, sad but funny.
Erm, 1 to 1 sir.What scale is the map, Darling?
Macbeth!
Mr Bean is basically Atkinson's alter ego. Its the thing he wants to do the most. So makes sense I guess.Series 1 Atkinson was more Bean than Blackadder.
Erm, 1 to 1 sir.