Black eye Friday

[Barnacle Boy]

Any black eyes marrows?

 

[cluffy]

Saw a class scrap tonight. Two mortal blokes spilling out of a pub...lass trying to seperate them..."he's not wurf it"type shite...loads of onlookers including doormen just watching...absolute pansies tbh.

 

[Forrest Gump]

Saw a class scrap tonight. Two mortal blokes spilling out of a pub...lass trying to seperate them..."he's not wurf it"type shite...loads of onlookers including doormen just watching...absolute pansies tbh.

Glad you got home safe !

 

[cluffy]

Glad you got home safe !

 

[The Butcher]

Was down Boro, went to McDees for a pre session burger. Fkn hell **** central

 

[T_Bone]

My son is on his works do, Ashington then Newcastle, hope he got the last train home.

 

[Billy Rocket]

Any black eyes marrows?

No black eyes but slipped down some steps and twisted my knee. And hurt me bum bone.

Am sitting with a packet of frozen peas on it watching Psychoville (knee not bum).

It's bruv's fault. Always could handle his drink and gravity better than me.

 

[Tex]

This thread is useless without @LondonMackem.

(He won’t tag in - has he been banned?)

 

[Billy Rocket]

This thread is useless without @LondonMackem.

(He won’t tag in - has he been banned?)

Probably banged up after savagely assaulting that lad's knuckles with his eye socket.

 

[Some Random Guy]

Well, going to bed now. Black eye free.

Supposed to be meeting the lads for I piss up at 1, think I'll be late though.

 

[Kevj]

You always start these threads Fletch.

Sozz marra, it’s just not the same since the demise of the dreaded Yellow Peril.

I’ve tried to explain the phenomenon to our lass but always come up short. Even then she won’t believe the stories. It’s something that had to be seen to be believed. Too bad it was before the days of camera phones and YouTube.

Hastings Hill was their first watering hole. One year, one of the lads rattled a lass in the bogs at around 2:30 then she continued drinking and went to the town with her mates. I'm certain this story is far from the worst thing that happened on these nights.

 

[zwartekat]

Hastings Hill was their first watering hole. One year, one of the lads rattled a lass in the bogs at around 2:30 then she continued drinking and went to the town with her mates. I'm certain this story is far from the worst thing that happened on these nights.

Seems fair enough.

 

[Feed the Monster]

My pub etiquette guide. (Black Eye Friday Special).
Even hoyed in a little Dewhirsts reference for the old timers.

https://wp.me/p7HlGl-BE

Used to date a Dewy lass. She taught me a few things. Mostly that it was possible for a man to be raped.

 

[Zig81]

Half 2 in the Hollymere then a few in the weekend millionaires paradise that is the Rosedene for me. Should hit the town about 7ish for the shenanigans.

Interesting, out of your comfort zone!

 

[Slow joe]

Saw a class scrap tonight. Two mortal blokes spilling out of a pub...lass trying to seperate them..."he's not wurf it"type shite...loads of onlookers including doormen just watching...absolute pansies tbh.

Sounds shit.

 

[Forrest Gump]

Hastings Hill was their first watering hole. One year, one of the lads rattled a lass in the bogs at around 2:30 then she continued drinking and went to the town with her mates. I'm certain this story is far from the worst thing that happened on these nights.

Class story that,willl read again and again and again !

 

[Kevj]

Class story that,willl read again and again and again !

That you will.

 

[Shusssh]

Interesting, out of your comfort zone!

BEF lived up to its name last night, you out for the match mate.

 

[Uncle D]

More back eye Friday than black.

 

[Keith S30S]

After I left work at 2 I went home to see our Sky Q which had just been fitted, filled the car with half of an old bed and an old TV stand (the good ladies daughter has had her room done out for Xmas), drove to the tip, went to the SAFC store at the SoL, bought a few bits for my brother and daughter then popped in Asda at Pennywell for a few Xmas tea nibbles and some lager then went home. I had home made soup with crusty bread for tea and watched the Arsenal Liverpool game.

Rock and Roll

I'll be in the Worm for about 1.45 today and have a few after the game anarl. Game on.