Bizarre substitutions in online supermarket orders

[gabbiadini1]

I produced twins with my potent, love mayo, so it would take more than one full Cling Film roll to offer adequate protection. It would only wrap around a couple of times before it runs out!

. Jesus . When all this blows over and I’m next up, need to go for a pint with you. I have an image in my head of you and need to know if it’s close

 

[tunstall birdman]

. Jesus . When all this blows over and I’m next up, need to go for a pint with you. I have an image in my head of you and need to know if it’s close

I can be mad as fuck in real life also, but I am also very sensible, the balance is right.

I would happily have a pint with you mate!!

 

[Hair Flick]

My worst was the Christmas Eve delivery. Ordered: rib of beef. Got: mince.

Ouch!

I ordered 20 packs of XXL Durex blobs and got 5 packs of Cling Film instead, as a substitute.

That’s daft. Surely they should know you can’t use cling film as a bin bag.

 

[raindog]

Cheese and Piccalilli on a wedge of Sourdough is is not to be sniffed at tbf

 

[Big Toe]

That Tesco free fruit for children is a brilliant idea, but I've felt physically sick a couple of times moving stock around on a display and finding a manky banana skin festering in the middle

What’s this free fruit and veg in Tesco, how does that work then? Just pick it up when you walk in?

 

[becs]

What’s this free fruit and veg in Tesco, how does that work then? Just pick it up when you walk in?

Yes there's a stand in the fruit and veg section. Usually has apples, oranges and bananas in it. Children can pick it up and munch on it as they go round the shop.

 

[Big Toe]

Yes there's a stand in the fruit and veg section. Usually has apples, oranges and bananas in it. Children can pick it up and munch on it as they go round the shop.

I might have to switch to Tesco when all this disease has gone

 

[Fred Secrets]

It’s not the same thing but I often wonder about the rationale of some things I see on shelves in supermarkets. I’m talking about things in the wrong place where someone has clearly picked up an item them further round the shop they’ve seen something else and decided to get the other item instead. Rather than replace the original item in the correct place they just leave it in place of the replacement item.

Scum.

Sub-human scum.

I ordered 20 packs of XXL Durex blobs and got 5 packs of Cling Film instead, as a substitute.

20 ill-fitting posh wanks??

 

[max wartbug]

My worst was the Christmas Eve delivery. Ordered: rib of beef. Got: mince.

Our was potatoes substituted with microwavable chips