bet santa has not got one of these under me tree



For £650 I’d want to watch it be built by two Princess Leia (circa 1983) lookalikes in Jabba’s slave attire and be able to buck them fanny, arse and mouth whenever I please in whichever order I please.
 
Not quite that lavish, but our lasses sister bought me Star Wars LEGO for Xmas. Must have cost a fortune because the box is massive (About the size of an A3 sheet of paper). I'm proper excited to play with it.

I'm 32.
 

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