Best Sweets in a Bag



Fuck me, 4 pages in and nobody has said for the loose sweets the pink and blue fizzy bottles.

Wronguns you’s lot, they are the dogs bollocks.
 
muggboots said:
M&Ms were introduced with a massive, blanket propaganda campaign. Our superior British equivalent, Poppets, were almost completely eradicated.
Like remaking The Italian Job with Mark Wahlberg as Michael Caine or the risible Hanks vehicle, The Ladykillers, chlorinated chickenish cheap Smartie knock offs. Force feeding Hersheys instead of Tunnock's Teacakes. USA! USA! Harley Davidsons rather than real modern motorbikes like the rest of the World have developed in the intervening 80 years since Harleys were developed. Even now, most brand new American cars still have the build quality of a snide Pez dispenser and interiors that would shame a 1987 Yugo 45. If they made guns like they make chocolate, cars, motorbikes or historically accurate war fillums their mass shooting murder problems would disappear overnight.
M&Ms are the Genesis fronting, daffodil clad, Peter Gabriel of kets. Massively overrated and reliant on pantomime flourishes (or hugely expensive marketing in the case of M&Ms) to compensate for the shite product.
I'm not a fan.
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I used to be partial to Jolly Ranchers back in the day. Had a packet of Munchies cookie dough when I took the bairn to cinema the other week, they were decent too. Not really one for bullets these days though...
 

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