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Disco wins.....to the tune of whone of the moon. Again in absolute stitches laughing. I think he's still working on where are the goals :lol::lol:

1st attempt, and not very good... too slow a song, but nevertheless. Working on WERE IS THE LOVE (AKA WHERE ARE THE GOALS)


I pictured a trophy
Mick held in his hands
I had flashes
But he saw then plan
I wondered out on the pitch for hours
While you stayed in the dressing room
I saw the goal
You saw the whole of the game
The whole of the game

You were there at the turnstiles
With Mick at your side
You stretched for the fans
And you know how it feels
To reach too high
Too far
Too soon
You saw the whole of the game!

I was defeated
While you filled the stands
I was dumbfounded by truths
Your team are crap
I saw the rain-logged pitch
You saw the bowl
I saw the Goal
You saw the whole of the game!

I spoke about wins
You just knew
I wondered, I guessed, and I tried
You just knew
I sighed
But you just thought
I saw the goal
You saw the whole of the game
The whole of the game!

With a card in his pocket
and the goal in his aim
Arca climbed on the ladder
and he knows how it feels
To reach too high
Too far
Too soon
You saw the whole of the game!
The whole of the game!

Defenders and strikers
the fans and the tewards,
Trumpets, airhorns, and more
Wide right, full of tears,
Flag, hugs and group cheers
Scimitars and scarves,
Every precious dream and vision
Underneath the stars

Arca climbed on the ladder
With the wind his sails
He shot like a comet
Blazing a trail
Too high
Too far
Too soon
You saw the whole of the game!
 
The savoury dip post is a current favourite, but is there is a single post (barring this one) that easily takes the title of 'best ever post'?

Is there a way of searching for 'most likes' or something?

Just to be clear - this isn't a 'best thread' or 'best title (inc. rat)' request - best singular post ever no matter how mundane the thread.

i'm in peterlee, i've got £3.40 to me name to get home, i like melted cheese and i fire blanks

Trevor
 
Not a particularly great post but I think there was a thread about salt and someone posted to say they don't have a salt cellar but "the pepper mill is always grinding in wor house". It's just stuck in my head and everytime I use the pepper mill I say it out loud - the bastard :evil:
 
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When Graeme informed the board that he had had a scan on his chest and they had found a shadow on the x ray, jarra replied something like "fuck me Its only a shadow, next you'll be telling us you're scared of the dark." Or something to that effect.

The shadow turned out to be terminal cancer, but jarra's post lightened the mood and I think Graeme appreciated that. The timing and delivery of the post were superb a perfect example of dark humour.

Two of the boards best ever posters too.
 
So many posts that make me laugh out loud but one of the more recent ones for me was @Epping makimg a comment about me getting stitched up my Ukrainian girlfriend and posting along the lines of 'just wait until she's pushing little sergi around the park'.
Racist, abusive, derogatory all in one go but pure genius which still makes me chuckle now.
 
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