Best Post Ever On Here

[LondonMackem]

https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/a-friend-of-mine.1356485/

Will go gerld soon imo

 

[dixonsafc]

https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threa...vers-are-displaying-pf.1204600/#post-22411166

Was trying to work out why this was getting more likes

 

[Sandboy]

under the desk fannycam

or have you just injected a stone of heroin into your foreheed ?

 

[Twisted]

https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/itn-talking-to-ba.938516/

Post 2 got loads of likes but I know there is a better one

He used to do the famous no.9 o'clock news.

had me creased for a long while like

 

[Deleted member 5265]

Posted this before but years and years ago someone started a thread aging "I've just got engaged to our lass". First reply: "puff".

Can't remember the posters sadly.

 

[chelt_mackem]

What do you mean nationwide? Half of Western Europe, and outposts in the Peoples Republic of China are banking on you now man. This isn't about you any more. It's about them *points to crowd*, it's about hope, it's about a mans right to screw office secretaries whenever he jolly well feels like it. Walk forward, chest out, head held high, cock firmly in hand and face the unknown. It's your destiny!!!

From this thread. https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/works-party-dilemma.15852/

 

[kamaras-tash]

Probably 1 which involves shit, far too many to mention though there's been some crackers over the years. Also I loved the post in my sig when I 1st read it it cracked me up

 

[PinzaC55]

I still like @Barnacle Boy's "Mother Theresa was a little shithouse"

Shithouse is a staple unit in my vocab because of this

You used to come across as the PG Wodehouse of the SMB anarl.

 

[FootballFan]

I enjoyed the @toosb complete assassination of Darren Bent. Said what we were all thinking

https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/darren-bent-a-retrospective.560319/

 

[Twisted]

From this thread. https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/works-party-dilemma.15852/

that was a classic that

or have you just injected a stone of heroin into your foreheed ?

really bizarre how you just remember posts like this. i have no idea the thread, the poster, context or when it was, but i remember it like it was yesterday

cue it being yesterday.

 

[the walrus]

It's a toss up between a stray dog shit in my house and @Allenwhite78's tea.

I still occasionally revisit that thread just to look at his bait from that day. The f***ing door stop bread man

 

[Twisted]

That poor broken winged seagull with a bucket ower its heed

 

[dixonsafc]

When @paws claimed Muslims had killed 9 billion Sikhs during the world wars.

 

[Wonderbra]

When Beagles' son lost his Segway

 

[Deleted member 37549]

Still makes me laugh https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/aids.1262678/#post-23574038

 

[Hammer]

'You care about commas, I care about concepts' always raises a smile.

 

[Andy_Roker1983]

Possibly @Joe Public at the bottom of this page

https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/i-got-jumped.1334520/

That full thread was comedy gold and fair play to @LondonMackem for taking the Piss out of himself

 

[Napoleon Dynamite]

https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/itn-talking-to-ba.938516/

Post 2 got loads of likes but I know there is a better one

Had anymore likes for pointing that out mate?

 

[chunkyshanhawk53]

Had anymore likes for pointing that out mate?

Aye

 

[Maxnormal]

From recent memory, the lad whose Mini's oil light was on. Fair few sensible replies before gold was hit in the form of:
'You have a woman's car m'lord'.
Worth points for the blackadder reference alone.