Best ‘one liners’ at a match


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Fulwell End, around 1993-4
Nasty tackle on one of our players, dead silence.
Then someone shouts clear as crystal "Ha'way man ref, that's two foots from the side".

Silence.
Silence.
Then
Chuckling

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Fulwell End, around 1993-4
Nasty tackle on one of our players, dead silence.
Then someone shouts clear as crystal "Ha'way man ref, that's two foots from the side".

Silence.
Silence.
Then
Chuckling

:lol:
I was there and heard that.
I thought it was the ball looked to have gone out for a throw and the lad said " ha'way man ref', that was two foots out man"
Whichever, hilarity ensued.
 
Mentioned this one before. Just before kick off an announcement came over for Mr ---- to meet his wife at one of the Gates (don't remember which one). A bloke a couple of rows down sheepishly got up from the middle and started his way through the row. His mate started the chant, "You've got to do the shoppin" Which quickly caught on, and there were hundreds giving this poor bloke stick on his way down the stairs. He got even more cheers when he returned to his seat later waving a Tesco bag !
 
Mentioned this one before. Just before kick off an announcement came over for Mr ---- to meet his wife at one of the Gates (don't remember which one). A bloke a couple of rows down sheepishly got up from the middle and started his way through the row. His mate started the chant, "You've got to do the shoppin" Which quickly caught on, and there were hundreds giving this poor bloke stick on his way down the stairs. He got even more cheers when he returned to his seat later waving a Tesco bag !
Must have been his bait😆
 
Can't be true, we were never nasty to our players at Roker Park. Only ever fully backed them if this place is anything to go by
tbh, Armstrong got dog's abuse in his last season. Mind, he was terrible by then.
I was there and heard that.
I thought it was the ball looked to have gone out for a throw and the lad said " ha'way man ref', that was two foots out man"
Whichever, hilarity ensued.
I'm sure it was a tackle
On the other hand, it was almost 30 years ago and I would have been about 12 at the time, so there's that :)
 
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Not at the match but getting a late National Express back after Palace away around 98. Somehow a National Express driver managed to get lost in London ending up on the south side of the river from Victoria. Started getting a few heckles from the Sunderland fans on board.
"Ha'way man I've got to sign on in the morning"

"Aye so has the driver after this"

I refer to post #2 in this thread.
 
tbh, Armstrong got dog's abuse in his last season. Mind, he was terrible by then.

I'm sure it was a tackle
On the other hand, it was almost 30 years ago and I would have been about 12 at the time, so there's that :)
Doesn't really matter mate.
Funny as fuck though.
The lad was very quiet for the rest of the match.
 
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Been told a story from an old one at Roker Park which always tickled me. We were playing Arsenal and David Seaman was in goal. Bloke behind the goal was apparently very drunk, and every time it went a bit quiet in the first half he'd go "DAVID, DAVID" and got no response. Not to be deterred, he kept trying. Eventually, just before half time Arsenal had a goal kick. "DAVID, DAVID" and after the kick had gone he turned round and said "For fuck sake, what?!" and the pissed up bloke replied "You've got Seaman on your shirt" which got a very good response from the people around him :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

There was a time when we played Arsenal twice in a week, I wonder if this is the same bloke...I missed the first match (holiday) and about 5 mins into the second as Seaman went to get the ball there was a voice shouted "aye seaman I'm back today an all you bastard". Seaman laughed as well!
 
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Game needs more people like Strachan. Brilliant.
Nobody has mentioned Rodney Marsh and Sir Alf Ramsay.
Ramsay was giving his team talk before an England game, and pointed to Marsh and said something like"No messing around or fancy dan stuff Marsh, or I'll pull you off at half time", to which Marsh replied, "Blimey Alf, at Man City we only get half an orange and a cup of tea"
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