Best ‘one liners’ at a match


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Last time we were in the 3rd division, think it was away at Notts County - Big bloke in a cowboy hat, pissed out of his head and shouting at the top of his voice,
"there was a young lady from Hordon,
who had one long tit and a short un,
to make up for that,
she'd a 6 inch twat,
and a fart like a 650 Norton"
The whole crowd were in stitches 😂🤣
 
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Roker Park, can't remember when, someone shouted "..haway man Sunlun!..ave seen more aggression in a fkin wendy house!"
 
One that still makes me smile was back to our one stint In The Premier League.
Hoddle had walked leaving poor old John Gorman to take the reigns.

After the weekly defeats a home game the Swindon players entered the pitch.
A loud voice in the strongest West Country Accent, an elderly gent.
“Gorman, Gorman I wouldn’t put this shit on my allotment.”

😂😂
 
Oh one has come back to me, so I'm in Kings x KFC picking up a big daddy box meal for the train home, we'd lost to arsenal at the Emirates under Keane, anyway theres a drunk lads fan also in the queue and he's singing quite loudly "adebayor it's adebayorrrrr his father washes elephants his mother's a.." and he stops looks around at families and kids and I can see the hamster in his head working overtime thinking he can't say the word whore and is giving it some really thought as to what he could say when he massively shrugs his shoulders and with a big sigh of defeat simply loudly calls out the word......

"(UNT" 😳😳😳
 
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