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My school team were guests that days got told off by my teacher for joining in with the chant, was a 1 all draw, McCoist with an overhead from close in. The Tina chant was earlier.Steve Moran, Steve Moran What's it like to f***a Swede what's it like to f*** a Swede. Same match as Tina perhaps.
My school team were guests that days got told off by my teacher for joining in with the chant, was a 1 all draw, McCoist with an overhead from close in. The Tina chant was earlier.
My personal favourite and I wasn’t even there, was relayed to me by a mate who travelling on a mini bus from Peterborough on a way to a Lads match in the Midlands and overheard the following from two older blokes in front.
One bloke had just returned from Verona where he had been for a weekend break with his Mrs and had been to see Romeo and Juliet at the open air coliseum. His quote went something like this.
“when they played Dance of the Knights by Prokofiev, it was one of the singular most moving experiences of my life and I had tears in my eyes…… anyway would you like another slice of corned beef pie Bob”
There was another in another 3-0 where he said 'Altidore we make him look like Didier f***ing Drogba today'Not at a match but a one liner I thought was canny. It was the True Geordie after we battered them 3 - 0.
“Sammy Ameobi, he’s that f***ing slow, I thought he was buffering”
She’d ve been done for racial abuse now even to Terry butcherMe and my mates had season tickets in the clock stand seats almost 30 years ago. A woman in her 50's and her daughter sat in front. The odd pleasantry was exchanged but basically they sat quietly.
One day, completely out of the blue she stood up and shouted, Butcher, you useless big ape!
Terry was doing a terrible job as our player manager at the time.
As insults go it was tame as fuck but we were in stitches at the time.
I have no idea why, but I find random stuff like this funny as owt.Few years ago some guy randomly shouted 'Michael Jackson' at the top of his voice.
Brillianta few I’ve heard at QPR down the years
“Oi Kitson your mums a wotsit “
Shouted at ginger haired Dave kitson
another one to the same player
“Strawberry blonde your having a laugh”
Alan Smith was having a go at a linesman
A few years back whilst playing for Arsenal , cue my old man yelling
“Fcuk off smith it was your nose that was offside you **** “
Wasn't at a lads match but a Sunday league game I was playing in many years ago.
A lad who was playing on the wing wasn't seeing much of the ball and nobody was passing to him, piped up "am I fuckin invisible", someone on the touch line, quick as a flash shouted "who said that?"
The game was stopped for 5 minutes while we all fell about laughing
Nor mate surely not? That's outstanding.Missed two SAFC goals stuck in a big queue outside the Roker End for Benno's home debut game v Southampton (stayed to watch the last stripper at the Boilermaker's pre-match). A WPC on horseback is struggling to keep the impatient crowd at bay. Her horse is sweating up really badly. My mate shouts "how Mrs, ye hoss is sweaty" to which she instantly responds "you would be anarl, if you'd been between my legs for 4 hours". Classic!
Thats fuckin abysmal and I'm cryingYoung lad sitting on a barrier in the Fulwell spoiling folks's view, gadgie shouted "Gedown before I buck the arse off ya" and he did......get down that is![]()
Missed two goals in the opening 8 minutes (I think!) from Benno (on his debut) & Venison. That, and the quip from the lady copper has forever stayed with me. The late Len Ashurst's Milk Cup finalist/relegation side. Memories of a roller coaster season.Nor mate surely not? That's outstanding.
Thats fuckin abysmal and I'm crying
Aye, Fashanu decided to racially abuse Richard Ord instead.Best goalkeeping performance i've ever seen..how can you not remember that! '93? Bosnich's save from Armstrongs header in the Fulwell End is best save i've seen live. We battered Villa that day and ended up getting beat 1-4. Dalian Atkinson hat trick. Their fans took a nasty kicking down Roker Avenue after the game. Horrible.
..that's the game Bally grabbed Jobes by the throat after Jones decided to pick on Derek Ferguson...Fashanu came over and didn't even bother!![]()
My daughter watching Kevin Kyle....ffs have you noticed his second touch is always a tackle?
Proud of her !