I know it shouldn't be however this is my favourite from some crackers on this thread.At Arsenal under Keane... They had ball girls (I'd guess about 12 years old) and as one ran on the pitch to get the ball, bloke behind us shouts "get off the pitch you f**king sl*t"
Used to sit next to a old bloke who had no time for Ameobi. After almost every touch you would hear "for fuck sake Shola". Sometimes folk would point out that the mistake wasn't even made by him, he would always respond with "if it had gone to him he would have made an arse of it son".