Behind enemy lines: Watching the derby undercover in the Sunderland end


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I've seen individual meltdowns on here, over the years, and various people screaming 'meltdown' when it was nowt of the sort ...............

......... but this is a mass meltdown that includes the media, manager & players, it's f***ing hilarious :lol:

"In sociology and psychology, mass hysteria (also known as collective hysteria, group hysteria, or collective obsessional behaviour) refers to collective delusions of threats to society that spread rapidly through rumours and fear. A common sign of mass hysteria occurs when a group of people believe they are suffering from a similar disease or ailment, sometimes referred to as mass psychogenic illness or epidemic hysteria."
 
I've seen individual meltdowns on here, over the years, and various people screaming 'meltdown' when it was nowt of the sort ...............

......... but this is a mass meltdown that includes the media, manager & players, it's f***ing hilarious :lol:

"In sociology and psychology, mass hysteria (also known as collective hysteria, group hysteria, or collective obsessional behaviour) refers to collective delusions of threats to society that spread rapidly through rumours and fear. A common sign of mass hysteria occurs when a group of people believe they are suffering from a similar disease or ailment, sometimes referred to as mass psychogenic illness or epidemic hysteria."
Class like isn't it. :lol:
 
Watching as chance after chance came...

Was this numbskull watching the same game? Unless he counts a corner as a chance?
 
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It's absolute fabrication from start to finish. I can imagine them with their little secret signs to each other, completely duping the Mackems. The 'bloke' is 51 years-old.

Could be legit, let’s sort our own code out. Should anyone find themselves alone and ‘under cover’ in the Milburn Stand, casually whisper to complete strangers that ‘Autumn approaches with great haste!’ only when one answers with ‘The snow lies deep in Minsk’ can you safely spend the rest of the match nodding and winking to each other in mutual respect.
 
It's absolute fabrication from start to finish. I can imagine them with their little secret signs to each other, completely duping the Mackems. The 'bloke' is 51 years-old.

If you look at the thread on Mags' Pics you'll appreciate being 51 means he's relatively young for a skunkster.

So says a 54 year old, although while he was errm "Behind Enemy Lines" I was sipping a lovely bovril and getting the tartan rug just nice & cosy in the snug (aka the South Stand).
 
Embarrassing that a 51 year old looks at the world that way. Self-confessed fatty anarl :lol:
My thoughts exactly. I thought it was written by a 23 year old. So the thick twat drove from Birmingham to sit in our end ! Then left 2/3 of the game in ? Thick as shit.

Plus they seem think we have a complex about them :lol: yet they must write a repot about sitting in the home end at a Derby.
 
Exactly, just complete bollocks.

Plays up to the mags with the usual talk of it being uncivilised, the hatred, our inferiority complex etc
Mentions places in Sunderland like the Deaf Club, St Peters Metro to make it seem genuine, but no real detail
The quite laughable 'knowing wink and nod' as if in the crowd of 48k+ you're going to really spot the odd fellow mag
Then tops it with the laughable 'key stats' from the game, ignoring the actual key stat to everygame - the scoreline
No photos barring the ticket.

And as usual many of the deluded fuckers will lap it up.


^^^^^^^^ perfect summary tbh :cool:
 
Possession was 61% Newcastle and 39% Sunderland

Total shots was 21 for Newcastle and Sunderland 9

Shots on target was Newcastle 8 and Sunderland 3

While corners was Newcastle 10 and Sunderland 1

FINAL SCORE 3 - 0 ya fat Geordie KERRRRNT
 
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