Behind enemy lines: Watching the derby undercover in the Sunderland end


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What an absolutely laughable piece of fiction that is :oops:

I gave up reading it around about him talking about knowing winks with fellow Newcastle fans, the f***ing melt how would people know to wink at each other in the home end like :lol:

Imagine genuinely being a grown man, an actual adult and sitting making up an entire fabrication of a day man, if he was my father/brother/mate I would be f***ing ashamed and disown the sad bastard :lol: I honestly can't imagine a scenario where I would sit and make stuff up man. Absolutely nailed on he went to the game, witnessed zero trouble, met no other mag fans and most of the shite he's written is imagined.

The bloke wants to be genuinely ashamed, I've read and seen some horrendous and embarrassing shite in my time from Newcastle fans but that absolutely takes the biscuit, can't even believe I've read it man
 
This. I guarantee half of that will have been made up.

This..."a knowing glance, the odd wink" FFS they had 3,000 tickets so no real desperation for tickets amongst the real hardcore, no way there would have been half a dozen mags in that NW corner let alone half a dozen that all recognised each other.

Did the "behind enemy lines" thing in the fan ban derby and did have the "knowing glance and odd wink" experience...getting in then was a challenge to fans though as no real tickets available, Sunday was totally different.

Another Mag story spun to appeal to their adoring public.

Edit : Always tho't it was "f*ck right off you black & white b*stards" ;)
 
The bit about it being the norm for hundreds of them being in the home end in the 80s then, truing to justify it by mentioning that 30 second clip on YouTube shows he is talking out of his fat hoop and has probably never been anywhere near.
 
This..."a knowing glance, the odd wink" FFS they had 3,000 tickets so no real desperation for tickets amongst the real hardcore, no way there would have been half a dozen mags in that NW corner let alone half a dozen that all recognised each other.

Did the "behind enemy lines" thing in the fan ban derby and did have the "knowing glance and odd wink" experience...getting in then was a challenge to fans though as no real tickets available, Sunday was totally different.

Another Mag story spun to appeal to their adoring public.

Edit : Always tho't it was "f*ck right off you black & white b*stards" ;)

Full of inaccuracies. He is obviously used to winking with other Mags (slight inaccuracy in my post there by one letter but that's a lot less than in his)
 
Love how he says our hatred for them is worse than theirs for us and is down to our inferiority complex and is fact! When they were in the championship I went to their game at Leicester with my mate from there, we were in a pub full of Mags before the game. I can honestly say for half an hour literally every song they sang was about us....they are not bothered by us though.
 
Love how he says our hatred for them is worse than theirs for us and is down to our inferiority complex and is fact! When they were in the championship I went to their game at Leicester with my mate from there, we were in a pub full of Mags before the game. I can honestly say for half an hour literally every song they sang was about us....they are not bothered by us though.

Fanzines dedicated to us
Events at Sam jacks all about hating us
Attending our games to cheer on the opposition
Having a blue moon day for our cup final...
 
He missed one 'key stat' out at the end. In fact the most key one of them all.

Sunderland 3-0 Newcastle United

Absolutely this.
He also omitted to tell us all the score up to the point where the game ceased to be 11 v 11. That would be 0-0, for all their undoubted possession.
This and the stat that the learned KST has mentioned is ALL anyone needs to know.
 
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