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if the tone of many posters are right, I assume...

Bruce is a geordie
Flash is over priced
Ned is not ours
Turner is a carthorse
Bramble is a shambles
Bardo is not prem class
Elmo cant cross a ball
Hendo is over rated
Catts is a thug
Steed cant last a game
Richardson is not up to it
Zenden is to old
Anton cant focus
Mensah is always injured
Wellback is a man u player
Gyan cant dance
Bent can only score goals
Black speaks french
Quinn is Irish
Short is American

We are doomed,

Have I got it right.

A bit bored by the way..
 
you forgot -

all our supporters are shite and every post on this board involves slagging something off about the club, meriting one of these pointless threads every day.

It's a bit mouthy but its accurate :-D
 
if the tone of many posters are right, I assume...

Bruce is a geordie ✓
Flash is over priced
Ned is not ours ✓
Turner is a carthorse
Bramble is a shambles
Bardo is not prem class
Elmo cant cross a ball
Hendo is over rated
Catts is a thug
Steed cant last a game✓
Richardson is not up to it
Zenden is to old ✓
Anton cant focus ✓
Mensah is always injured ✓
Wellback is a man u player ✓
Gyan cant dance✓
Bent can only score goals
Black speaks french ✓
Quinn is Irish ✓
Short is American ✓

We are doomed,

Have I got it right.

A bit bored by the way..

I've confirmed the definites, the others are open for discussion.
 
if the tone of many posters are right, I assume...

Bruce is a geordie; So what
Flash is over priced; or top quality goalie
Ned is not ours; hopefully one day he will be
Turner is a carthorse; Not necessarily first choice but having good season
Bramble is a shambles; Name me a more consistent center half this season in the league
Bardo is not prem class; he is based on the evidence of the last few games
Elmo cant cross a ball; apart from the cross that won the penalty against Man City
Hendo is over rated; Young raw and a fantastic prospect
Catts is a thug; How many fouls has he committed since he came back after his last ban?
Steed cant last a game; probably true
Richardson is not up to it; Frustrates the hell out of me, but still good enough for at half the teams in the league
Zenden is to old; you must have missed the Chelsea game
Anton cant focus; true
Mensah is always injured: true
Wellback is a man u player; see Nedum
Gyan cant dance; He can score goals though
Bent can only score goals; lots of them
Black speaks french; more chance of attracting players from Ligue 1 like Gyan and Mensah
Quinn is Irish; and loves SAFC
Short is American; and wealthy

We are doomed,

Have I got it right.

A bit bored by the way..

And you have to much time on your hands
 
if the tone of many posters are right, I assume...

Bruce is a geordie But who is enjoying his time back up nortgh and happy!
Flash is over priced..but still one of the best keepers in the prem.
Ned is not ours...although is likeing what he sees!
Turner is a carthorse...matter of opinion, better as he plays more!
Bramble is a shambles...not so, his boobs in the past overshadowed by his present.
Bardo is not prem class- Last season yes, this...no, a marked improvement.
Elmo cant cross a ball...Maybe a bit raw, but a lot of heart!
Hendo is over rated...no, like Colin Todd, quality we can't comprehend!
Catts is a thug...just a bit late in his tackle, but passionate
Steed cant last a game...so what, some subs play better like that!
Richardson is not up to it...yes he is, when he's on his game
Zenden is to old- but his guile and experience is much needed with the kids and it works with the right mix.
Anton cant focus....or concentrate enough
Mensah is always injured....unfortunate but expected when you commit!
Wellback is a man u player...no-ones arguing, but i reckon he's enjoying his stay!
Gyan cant dance....thought he was ok, Bola is the one who has no rythem!
Bent can only score goals...we can live with that...been so long!
Black speaks french
Quinn is Irish
Short is American

We are doomed,

Have I got it right.

A bit bored by the way..
...me to!
 
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You assume Bruce is a Geordie

I always thought he was Iranian :eek:

just what I heard on here, I get all my info off here coz its up to date and reliable, cozmo told me :oops:
 
I'll be your PA mr Cyprus ....I'm an English tutor..ps I agree with the general sentiment regarding,...

1 Useless Generalisation 2 Hopeless stereotyping 3 A distinct lack of generosity of the human spirit 4 Narrowmindedness 5 lack of commonsense and football knowledge...
 
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