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Riviera
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i cannot name the exact games but hasnt coloccini dropped quite a few bollocks this season?
sure ive seen him at fault for loads of the goals theyve let in
He's a joke.
Whenever he gets the ball in defence he goes through the same hilarious routine,
1) Stops the ball
2) Shakes his hair like he's in a Timotei advert
3) Knocks the ball forward a yard
4) Scans the pitch to 'pick out a team mate with a 40 yard pass'
5) Does a weird little hop-skip-jump movement
6)Lumps it aimlessly forward and watches where it drops
7) Shakes his head if it goes out of touch as if to say, 'Why don't these idiots read my passes, I'm years ahead of them in terms of skill'
8) If it somehow drops to a team mate, he'll lovingly shake his hair as if he meant it.
If this sounds far fetched just watch him ............... every ficking time
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