Barbour now sponsoring the Mags - that's me jacket going to charity then



We should go and get sponsored by Stone Island in response.

Barbour jackets are crap anyway. I’ve owned many and they’re all made to fit people shaped like a f***ing ampersand
I don't know anyone shaped like an ampersand, except perhaps ET, but I don't think he was a real person. Nor did I realise that ampersands engaged in sexual intercourse. I quite like Barbour jackets, which makes me wonder whether I'm shaped like an ampersand but (perhaps as a function of body dysmorphia?) I just don't see it like that?
 

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