bairns say embarrasing things

[Black Cat Gypsy]

I get that, but surely nowadays there's a big enough cultural variance on kids TV that the question may have popped up? Do they not watch Dave Benson Phillips these days!

I got my picture taken with him when I was 8.

 

[<><>Marc<><>]

I got my picture taken with him when I was 8.

Genuinely jealous here. I always wanted to be on Get Your Own Back. That and 50/50.

 

[PhilSAFC]

out in york a couple of months back walking round and the 5 year old spouts out really loud why has that man got a painted face, as a black fella walked past.....im glad he turned and smiled

Well done for raising a racist child

 

[Shaw tarse]

Our lasses sister tried to kiss the bairn goodbye he said no you've got a beard.

 

[Cloaken Plague]

There'll be kids in the North East who have never met a non-white person in their day-to-day lives, e.g. neighbourhood friends, other kids at school, teachers. If they've ever been to the doctors they will have of course but other than that.

Now there is an interesting stereotype

 

[Frijj]

Now there is an interesting stereotype

What's that?

 

[Cloaken Plague]

What's that?

That the only black people a child might come across in the NE is a doctor. Positive stereotype .... If thats a possible concept????

 

[Red N White Baron]

Nipped into asda when the bairn was 2 and was pushing her round in the trolley picking some bits and pieces up.
"Look daddy a pirate!!" top of her voice pointing at a Sikh fella walking past

 

[joemcdokes]

Think it's time for a repeated post, lad at work at the checkout in Asda, bairn kept asking his mam for some sweets, she kept saying no, he kept on asking, she kept saying no, the lad obviously wasn't going to give in and came out with, 'I'll tell grandma you were kissing daddies tail'.

She didn't even bother with her shopping grabbed his arm and walked out.

 

[Tatty]

I got my picture taken with him when I was 8.

My mate and I both did, too. He took them both home with him, and I never did get my own back. Not true, just a shit gag

 

[dickie mc rich]

Genuinely jealous here. I always wanted to be on Get Your Own Back. That and 50/50.

You can hire him for parties and he brings his own gunge tank

Just checked don't think he does it anymore

 

[muggboots]

Think it's time for a repeated post, lad at work at the checkout in Asda, bairn kept asking his mam for some sweets, she kept saying no, he kept on asking, she kept saying no, the lad obviously wasn't going to give in and came out with, 'I'll tell grandma you were kissing daddies tail'.

She didn't even bother with her shopping grabbed his arm and walked out.

 

[Deleted User 34207]

Think it's time for a repeated post, lad at work at the checkout in Asda, bairn kept asking his mam for some sweets, she kept saying no, he kept on asking, she kept saying no, the lad obviously wasn't going to give in and came out with, 'I'll tell grandma you were kissing daddies tail'.

She didn't even bother with her shopping grabbed his arm and walked out.

That cracked me up

 

[joemcdokes]

That cracked me up

You couldn't make stuff like that up, got to love kids.

 

[DavyC]

lived in places where there is none

Is none what? Grammar?

 

[Fumf]

When my little girl was about 2 we were in town when a dwarf walked past pushing a pram. She stood open mouthed and pointing while I desperately tried to drag her away. Then, at the top of her voice, bellowed, "Dad, why is that woman so small?" My little lad did something similar when there was a rather large fella in Sainsbury's obviously doing his shopping (I didn't know this at the time). All I saw was my lad sneaking from aisle to aisle and when I asked what he was doing shouted excitedly, "I'm looking at that man. Look at him, he's really fat!"

 

[elder]

When my little girl was about 2 we were in town when a dwarf walked past pushing a pram. She stood open mouthed and pointing while I desperately tried to drag her away. Then, at the top of her voice, bellowed, "Dad, why is that woman so small?" My little lad did something similar when there was a rather large fella in Sainsbury's obviously doing his shopping (I didn't know this at the time). All I saw was my lad sneaking from aisle to aisle and when I asked what he was doing shouted excitedly, "I'm looking at that man. Look at him, he's really fat!"

our 3 year old was in the shops with the wife and a dwarf went passed (taller than her but smaller than everyone else around), the daughter said "look mam, a medium sized person"

 

[bennett83]

My 3 year old had a "chocolate coloured friend" friend at nursery.
More recently (and worryingly)he thought the energy drinks i drink on the way to school were beer and the box of drawing pins in the drawer were needles. Hopefully he doesn't tell the school i have needles in the drawer and drink beer on the way to school

 

[Mike J]

Mid 70's we went to visit my grandad in Burmingham, my brother was aged about 5, apparently him and my dad were in a newsagents when he walked up to a black kid, licked his finger and ran it down his face, in the way our mother would do to remove muck from out faces us as kids!