The Hesford Diet
Striker
Five changes for NZ. Trent Boult out injured, three players laid low by a virus, including Kane Williamson, and Tim Southee dropped 
Australia v New Zealand [Test Series]
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Mainze
Striker
Five changes for NZ. Trent Boult out injured, three players laid low by a virus, including Kane Williamson, and Tim Southee dropped
They have probably decided whoever they put out they will get pummelled into the ground. They have been humiliated.
mackembhoy
Striker
Playing division two county cricket.
Wasn't pulling up any trees prior that. 9 centuries for Australia and Glamorgan only 4 FC tons before his Glamorgan stint.
Could have had a couple more for Aus in the summer too, definitely deserved one.
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Sharpshooter
Midfield
Him and Smith providing a rock solid middle order to that Aussie lineup, any wicket that resembles anything like a road and you know they'll pile up the runs and have a feast, in stark contrast to the English batsman. If they could get a suitable partner for Warner opening they could dominate test cricket for a good few years easily.
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Mainze
Striker
They aren’t oil paintings mind, I’ll give you that.
TheRey
Winger
If a bird gives you the best blowjob you'll ever have, you ain't gonna give a monkeys about the state of the face you finish on...
The Hesford Diet
Striker
Labuschagne now has a higher test average than Smith.
Mainze
Striker
Depends on her wonky teeth and how much it costs me to bowl the ugly fucker into a taxi the next day tbf.
mackembhoy
Striker
So did Adam Voges.
But Laubaschagne already showed he's capable over here. Whereas Voges broke apart not spanking the windies on flat tracks
Paddy O'Dors
Striker
Went for a shower, shit and a shave and NZ lost three wickets in the 10 minutes I was away. They're making England look like a decent batting side
Sharpshooter
Midfield
Didn't see any of it but Lyon's got a 5fer. Finished the Ashes very poorly, lost a lot of confidence obviously following that defeat at Headingly, affected him for the rest of the tour, but he's back now.
Hideous mess of a team that still beat England. What does that mean for them down under in 18 months?
Hideous mess of a team that still beat England. What does that mean for them down under in 18 months?
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Bit harsh given they are missing Williamson, Southee, Boult, Nicholls, Santner...
