Alan Partridge : Right. Still, good news about the chocolate oranges.
Lynn Benfield : Now, Alan, you're going to have to trade down your Rover 800 for a smaller car.
Alan Partridge : Go on.
Lynn Benfield : I picked up these brochures for the new Metro. It's a lovely car. And if you do...
Alan Partridge : [Interrupting] Lynn, I'm not driving a Mini-Metro.
Lynn Benfield : But you do have to make substantial savings.
Alan Partridge : Lynn, I am not driving a Mini Metro.
Lynn Benfield : But if you do, you can keep Pear Tree Productions going with a skeleton staff of two, and...
Alan Partridge : There's no point finishing the sentence, Lynn, because I am not driving a Mini-Metro.
Lynn Benfield : But if you...
Alan Partridge : Lynn! I'll just speak over you.
[Lynn tries to speak]
Alan Partridge : No! Go on, try and finish the sentence and see what I do. Go on.
[They both talk together]
Lynn Benfield : With a skeleton staff of two...
Alan Partridge : I'm not driving a Mini-Metro, I'm not driving a Mini-Metro, I'm not driving a Mini-Metro.
Lynn Benfield : No, no, no, it's different. It's called a Rover Metro now.
Alan Partridge : They've rebadged it, you fool!
Lynn Benfield : Well, Alan, if you want a Rover 200 you're going to have to sack everyone at Pear Tree Productions.
Alan Partridge : Fine.
Lynn Benfield : Now, Alan, you're going to have to trade down your Rover 800 for a smaller car.
Alan Partridge : Go on.
Lynn Benfield : I picked up these brochures for the new Metro. It's a lovely car. And if you do...
Alan Partridge : [Interrupting] Lynn, I'm not driving a Mini-Metro.
Lynn Benfield : But you do have to make substantial savings.
Alan Partridge : Lynn, I am not driving a Mini Metro.
Lynn Benfield : But if you do, you can keep Pear Tree Productions going with a skeleton staff of two, and...
Alan Partridge : There's no point finishing the sentence, Lynn, because I am not driving a Mini-Metro.
Lynn Benfield : But if you...
Alan Partridge : Lynn! I'll just speak over you.
[Lynn tries to speak]
Alan Partridge : No! Go on, try and finish the sentence and see what I do. Go on.
[They both talk together]
Lynn Benfield : With a skeleton staff of two...
Alan Partridge : I'm not driving a Mini-Metro, I'm not driving a Mini-Metro, I'm not driving a Mini-Metro.
Lynn Benfield : No, no, no, it's different. It's called a Rover Metro now.
Alan Partridge : They've rebadged it, you fool!
Lynn Benfield : Well, Alan, if you want a Rover 200 you're going to have to sack everyone at Pear Tree Productions.
Alan Partridge : Fine.