Auntie Caroll

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Sorry mate but your in a minority there. Every other football fan who does not despise Newcastle can see that the lad has huge potential and will be in the England squad for years to come.
As for saying he is weak on the ball, give your head a shake he pissed all over Turner and Bramble.

Not on the basis of tonight's game (but possibly on the basis of his performances in the Prem)
 
He doesn't have to - his point was that Carroll wasn't very good which he wasn't

Jeeezuz thank you, someone with a common sense view, but what the fuck is it with this Caroll wankfest ???
 
He would probably be better for England if he was played in a 442 with Benty for me like, He was up top on his own and there were no crosses coming from deep which is what he needs. If Bent can read his flick ons then we could have a decent strike force.

That said Crouch can do the same job winning headers and flick ons for the other striker.
 
How about Peter Crouch then ? came on and did what Caroll couldn't do all f***ing night, are you on drugs or something ??? if your not you should be.

No not drugs just not someone who doesn't like Zebras cos they are black and white. We really are acting like a set of prats on here with the anti Mag shite. Andy Carroll is a f***ing dick off the field but on it he has the potential to be a top top footballer. If the lad went on the market tomorrow virtually every side in England would be bidding for him. Are all those managers on drugs anarl.
 
He would probably be better for England if he was played in a 442 with Benty for me like, He was up top on his own and there were no crosses coming from deep which is what he needs. If Bent can read his flick ons then we could have a decent strike force.

That said Crouch can do the same job winning headers and flick ons for the other striker.

You missed the other important bit, he scores goals ;)
 
Jeeezuz thank you, someone with a common sense view, but what the fuck is it with this Caroll wankfest ???

He wears the famous Newcastle Number 9 shirt;)

No not drugs just not someone who doesn't like Zebras cos they are black and white. We really are acting like a set of prats on here with the anti Mag shite. Andy Carroll is a f***ing dick off the field but on it he has the potential to be a top top footballer. If the lad went on the market tomorrow virtually every side in England would be bidding for him. Are all those managers on drugs anarl.

You still can't be using tonight's game as a basis for your argument
 
No not drugs just not someone who doesn't like Zebras cos they are black and white. We really are acting like a set of prats on here with the anti Mag shite. Andy Carroll is a f***ing dick off the field but on it he has the potential to be a top top footballer. If the lad went on the market tomorrow virtually every side in England would be bidding for him. Are all those managers on drugs anarl.

Here is a little fact that may be lost on you, but Carroll will always have a shite game unless he has players like Nolan and Barton bullying the opposition, but it will all be revealed in the fullness of time, prem managers who want him will have to play him the way the barcodes do, in tandem with a couple of bullies.
 
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Here is a little fact that may be lost on you, but Carroll will always have a shite game unless he has players like Nolan and Barton bullying the opposition, but it will all be revealed in the fullness of time, prem managers who want him will have to play him the way the barcodes do, in tandem with a couple of billies.

Alright mate I bow down to your greater knowledge, your obviously a top international coach.
 
Alright mate I bow down to your greater knowledge, your obviously a top international coach.

Yup, that's right, and here's another tip, stay out of the sun, it's obviously affecting your eyesight ;)
 
No not drugs just not someone who doesn't like Zebras cos they are black and white. We really are acting like a set of prats on here with the anti Mag shite. Andy Carroll is a f***ing dick off the field but on it he has the potential to be a top top footballer. If the lad went on the market tomorrow virtually every side in England would be bidding for him. Are all those managers on drugs anarl.

For all intents and purposes, he is on the market. There is no way Ashley would have the inclination to turn down a decent bid for him. We'll see who's is for him in January - personally I don't think Ferguson, Wenger or Ancelotti would touch him.
 
For all intents and purposes, he is on the market. There is no way Ashley would have the inclination to turn down a decent bid for him. We'll see who's is for him in January - personally I don't think Ferguson, Wenger or Ancelotti would touch him.

You may be correct but that would be down to the fact that he is a dickhead not down to his ability
 
Eh !!! who's pissed now, it took Crouch to come on and show the useless fucker how to do it, or am I living in a parallel universe ??? that pikey twat will never make an England player, watch and be amazed with common sense :roll:
Oh and while I'm on please explain to me why he gets shoved off the ball so easily for someone 6'4"

He's got the potential to learn though hasn't he? It's to the same effect as Henderson being capped tonight, to learn. Or have I missed the point?

Carroll looks like a good young prospect and could be a good player in a few years time. It's a shame he's a wanker off the field.
 
:lol: creases me up this.

The refusal of some on here to give credit where it's due is breathtaking to the point that you look a bit silly.

Take the red & white specs off for 5 minutes and look at what those in the real world are saying...

Andy Carroll 7
Showed his ability to drop deep and link the play, although it was his obvious aerial strength that most impressed, notably when he presented Gerrard with an excellent first-half chance

Andy Carroll
The only positive of the night. Did well, worked hard in providing good flick-ons. Did not look at all out of place in this company. Big future ahead. Rating: 7

Andrew Carroll 6.5
The pick of the England youngsters, the Newcastle man fed off scraps for much off the match but kept running and competing for the ball. Found the run of Gerrard on a few occasions. A small plus for England on a bad night.

Andy Carroll
With the majority, the problem of 'playing with fear' that Fabio Capello identified as England's major deficiency is still there. The promising thing from Carroll's opening 70 minutes as an international is that he seemed to play exactly as he does for Newcastle each week, without the crippling fear that seems to hamper many of his colleagues. He was not particularly directly effective on this occasion, but he caused the French defence enough problems to suggest that, at the very least, he'll be a more consistently destructive big man against big teams than Peter Crouch. Here's a question though: With England so willing to hoof the ball in the direction of said big man, is it an 'outlet' that we actually want?
 
He is the future of English football, his club will make sure he is fully primed to perform on the international stage as England hoof their way to mediocrity over the next decade.
 
Fuck me he really is shite, he made a mess off two fairly easy through balls for runners that would have scored with better service, no doubt the media will still be wanking over the useless twat, it took Crouch to come on and show him how to do it, greasy haired useless c unt.

I think you're seeing it through totally obscured glasses marra. Alright, he's scum, no denying that, but he put in a decent shift IMHO. Honestly don't think that DB would have fared any better. The French pure and Simple had too much class for us.
 
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