August 19th live footy on tv



I am thanks. Can't afford to be off work any longer than I need to be! The nurse told me some people go back to work, the gym etc., too early and then end up bad again with adhesions and stuff, so I need to avoid that.
I may have mentioned this byuk afore (if so, apologies for the repetition, ah seh, ah seh, ah seh apologies for the repetition, boy) but it's rather good. Even the good lady doctor (aka Mrs Wobble) rates it and that's high praise indeed. You can get it from booksplease for six pund odd, free delivery. Money well spent, in my humble opinion (assuming you both read it & digest & act upon its advice, of course). It's useful for friends & family members too, not limited to the patient herself:

How to Feel Better: Practical Ways to Recover Well from Illness and Injury How to Feel Better: Practical Ways to Recover Well from Illness and Injury Lucy Atkins - Google Search

Good afternoon, fellow threaders. I might watch the Manchester United match, but I'm a bit of a devil may care, horseman of the apocalypse, unstable, firm but fair, formerly crazy mixed up teenager turned high functioning, high fat, low follicle count maverick type, so whee nars what might happen, tha nars.

I wonder if we'll make any signings this week? A specialist left back would be good. We shall see.

Enjoy yasels. Be you man or unman, stop wittering... and Zigo, sir.
 
I may have mentioned this byuk afore (if so, apologies for the repetition, ah seh, ah seh, ah seh apologies for the repetition, boy) but it's rather good. Even the good lady doctor (aka Mrs Wobble) rates it and that's high praise indeed. You can get it from booksplease for six pund odd, free delivery. Money well spent, in my humble opinion (assuming you both read it & digest & act upon its advice, of course). It's useful for friends & family members too, not limited to the patient herself:

How to Feel Better: Practical Ways to Recover Well from Illness and Injury How to Feel Better: Practical Ways to Recover Well from Illness and Injury Lucy Atkins - Google Search

That looks a canny read - thank you xx

Unman, Wittering and Zigo is a blast from the past! I studied that as part of my GCSE English Literature :D
 
Well I e just got in from a windswept Seaton Carew. The tide was so far out it took the little fella about twenty minutes to get down to the sea. He’s fast asleep on the couch.
Just got to decide what to do when he wakes up, says he wants to go on a bus !
Haven’t been on a bus for about fifty years !!!
 
If anyone needs cheering up, here are a few jokes (from the Edinburgh Fringe):

Have you heard the one about the man who kept shouting “broccoli” and “cauliflower”? He thought he might have florets.

“It’s like I’ve always said — jokes about white sugar are rare, jokes about brown sugar, Demerara.”

“What’s driving Brexit? From here it looks like it’s probably the Duke of Edinburgh.”

Someone stole my antidepressants. Whoever they are, I hope they’re happy.

A cowboy asked me if I could help him round up 18 cows. I said, “Yes, of course. That’s 20 cows.”

A thesaurus is great. There’s no other word for it.

Sleep is my favourite thing in the world. It’s the reason I get up in the morning.

I accidentally booked myself on to an escapology course. I’m really struggling to get out of it.

After learning six hours of basic semaphore, I was flagging.

To be or not to be a horse rider, that is equestrian.

I’ve got an Eton-themed Advent calendar, where all the doors are opened for me by my dad’s contacts.

Hopefully, at least one of those tickles yer fancy, me darling Billy Boy....
 
Well I e just got in from a windswept Seaton Carew. The tide was so far out it took the little fella about twenty minutes to get down to the sea. He’s fast asleep on the couch.
Just got to decide what to do when he wakes up, says he wants to go on a bus !
Haven’t been on a bus for about fifty years !!!
Be prepared for a shock when you see how much the fares are.
 
If anyone needs cheering up, here are a few jokes (from the Edinburgh Fringe):

Have you heard the one about the man who kept shouting “broccoli” and “cauliflower”? He thought he might have florets.

“It’s like I’ve always said — jokes about white sugar are rare, jokes about brown sugar, Demerara.”

“What’s driving Brexit? From here it looks like it’s probably the Duke of Edinburgh.”

Someone stole my antidepressants. Whoever they are, I hope they’re happy.

A cowboy asked me if I could help him round up 18 cows. I said, “Yes, of course. That’s 20 cows.”

A thesaurus is great. There’s no other word for it.

Sleep is my favourite thing in the world. It’s the reason I get up in the morning.

I accidentally booked myself on to an escapology course. I’m really struggling to get out of it.

After learning six hours of basic semaphore, I was flagging.

To be or not to be a horse rider, that is equestrian.

I’ve got an Eton-themed Advent calendar, where all the doors are opened for me by my dad’s contacts.

Hopefully, at least one of those tickles yer fancy, me darling Billy Boy....
Excellent....Chuckle :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
 

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