At the risk of associated jokes.Sharp pains in me wrists

[Twisted]

The learned knowledge of a chronic hypochondriac.

nar I'm just a massive wanker so ended up with quite bad tendonitis

 

[Fez2]

Are you anxious? Anxiety does weird shit like this

 

[niknak_123]

Sounds like the start of Stigmata to me

 

[girojim]

wankers aids

rip

 

[raindog]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tenosynovitis

https://steptohealth.com/tenosynovitis-inflammation-hands-feet/

That will be £500 sir

 

[yorkyexile]

You play guitar?

i did think about that but it doesnt seem to hit at any given moment.Just comes and goes at random times

 

[Skandhaless]

Wrist aids . The intermittent strain , worst kind . RIP. can I have your bike ?

Come to think of it if you cycle it could be that if your set up throws you a bit forward .

 

[Lord Potts]

I am always amazed when folk come on to this board in order to obtain a medical diagnosis for a particular sympton that they are suffering from.

The poor beggars are always told that their condition is fatal, their end will be slow and painful and that it has resulted from their excessive indulgence in some sort of ghastly sexual perversion.

The OP is clearly suffering from Wankers Hand Rot which has no known cure. Once it makes its inevitable way to his central nervous the condition always results in an agonising death. Either that or he might want to adjust the position of his keyboard.

 

[Spot]

Are you anxious? Anxiety does weird shit like this

^This
sounds like neurosis

 

[DurhamRifleman]

What a WANKER.

 

[Cockney Mackem]

At the risk of an associated joke, may i be the first to suggest Wankers Cramp

Not warming up properly imho

 

[tunstall birdman]

From throwing darts at pictures of Moyes pinned onto the dart board over the last few months?