As it’s getting close to Christmas

[Deleted member 23273]

I thought I’d go out and get a new Christmas tree. As I was buying it the bloke in the shop said “are you going to put it up yourself?” I said “no, I was thinking of the living room actually.”

 

[robbied1]

That's shite

 

[becs]

You're nee @Space Hopper like

 

[Falconhoof]

I havnt even being on me summer hols yet!

(oh, awful joke aswell)

 

[WhoDrankAllTheBovril]

I thought I’d go out and get a new Christmas tree. As I was buying it the bloke in the shop said “are you going to put it up yourself?” I said “no, I was thinking of the living room actually.”

That's how there came to be a fairy at the top of the Christmas tree in the first place.

 

[niknak_123]

97 days!

 

[Cockney Mackem]

IT’S f***ing SEPTEMBER

 

[ivanthereasonable]

Haven't even done my Sober in October ( nee chance) yet.

 

[123SunTan]

I thought I’d go out and get a new Christmas tree. As I was buying it the bloke in the shop said “are you going to put it up yourself?” I said “no, I was thinking of the living room actually.”

And the Yule logs are in the way.

 

[Man About Town]

I thought I’d go out and get a new Christmas tree. As I was buying it the bloke in the shop said “are you going to put it up yourself?” I said “no, I was thinking of the living room actually.”

I think that was his way of offering to do it for you on account that it's ONLY f***ing SEPTEMBER!!!