Armed police St Lukes Rd?



My wife crashed her car this morning.

When the Police came she said the bloke involved was on his mobile and eating a pie at the time.

The Police advised her the bloke was entitled to do what he wanted in his own conservatory.

I got pulled the other night.

Copper said “ will you blow into this bag sir ?”
I asked why

“ because these chips are red hot” he replied.
 

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