Tinyfooty
Winger
It’s a curse.
We’re told Willis is a much sought after centre half that we fought off champions clubs to sign. He looks like a pub player who can’t control the ball, can’t pass the ball more than five yards accurately and gets beaten in the air regularly off players far smaller than him.
Grigg - it’s all been covered but typically happens to us
Wyke - ditto good scoring record elsewhere, here he couldn’t hit a barn door with a banjo.
The list goes on, we’re cursed I tell you
Willis and Lynch are worse than what we had last year but get away with it because they've got 'pace'. Absolutely donkeys.