April 18th live footy on tv

[Hettonlass]

Afternoon all

Bog off

Laid up drunk in bed

Nee wonder ppl have stopped posting in this thread when you tell them to bog off

 

[Mk Mackem]

Afternoon everyone, just back from walking the mutts and the sun is still shining but there's a chilly breeze.

Can't believe how bad City's penalties were last night, sods law that they battered Real but still went out.

 

[dangermows]

Just need an evenings greeting for the three course spam special

 

[Captain Slackbladder]

Just need an evenings greeting for the three course spam special

Posted at 3pm....

 

[dangermows]

Posted at 3pm....

Good morning was at 10pm last night

 

[Becs]

Afternoon all. Been to doctors. Confirmed bloods are out due to anaemia. I'm on iron supplements now. He wants to repeat the bloods in two weeks time and hopefully there should be some improvement

Bonjour Hank from la belle France. I’ve been AWOL while traveling but I’m back in the fold. Forza Fiorentina.

Morning all. Le graft, le parler et le vin rouge ce soir

Bon retour mon ami

 

[hank williams]

Evening all

 

[hank williams]

Frosty jacks fairy been under my bed again

Either that or too pissed to remember going for it earlier

 

[burgervan]

Frosty jacks fairy been under my bed again

Either that or too pissed to remember going for it earlier

Why would you put cider under your bed. Just put it in fridge. And also what made you check under your bed for cider

 

[hank williams]

Why would you pit cider under your bed. Just put it in fridge. And also what made you check under your bed for cider

Plus I do daft things when I’m pissed I can’t even remember going for the bottle

Unless it’s an old one


I was looking for a condom

 

[burgervan]

I was looking for a condom

Makes sense. But still don't explain why your drink is under your bed

 

[hank williams]

Makes sense. But still don't explain why your drink is under your bed

Might’ve rolled out my carrier bag

 

[burgervan]

Might’ve rolled out my carrier bag

Again why is your drink in your bedroom. Put it in the fridge

 

[Hettonlass]

I was looking for a condom

This swinging is going well then

 

[hank williams]

Again why is your drink in your bedroom. Put it in the fridge

My fridge is in my bedroom

 

[Hettonlass]

My fridge is in my bedroom

One of them mini ones?

 

[viccarlton]

One of them mini ones?

You on about the condom he was looking for?