Anyone related to this bell-end?


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If that had been me, my dad would have frog marched me down to the cop shop and demanded I get put away for 10 - 12 years for being a "little f*cking C*nt".

Hence why I never did anything like that because I was terrified of what dad would do to me if he found out!! (Obviously thats not the only reason I wouldn't do those sorts of things).
 
“This is the first time he has ever been in custody, and he’s been there for four months on remand. It’s been a wake-up call for him"
Well he went off the rails big style didn't he then, the twat? Or is it that he's got away with shit like this for years?
This would never have happened if they hadn't knocked the Yellow Bird Shop down.
 
“This is the first time he has ever been in custody, and he’s been there for four months on remand. It’s been a wake-up call for him"
Well he went off the rails big style didn't he then, the twat? Or is it that he's got away with shit like this for years?
This would never have happened if they hadn't knocked the Yellow Bird Shop down.

Class young man he is, my guess is his family would have been ideal role models, where did it all go wrong
 
if its the same article as the paper last night we were laughing our backs off at it for some reason. read something like - ''this mcdonalds customer wasnt 'lovin it'' and 'unhappy with the service, the man then smashed the windows and tried to stab the staff'

dunno why it was hilarious last night, the journalist was defo having a laugh when he wrote it
 
if its the same article as the paper last night we were laughing our backs off at it for some reason. read something like - ''this mcdonalds customer wasnt 'lovin it'' and 'unhappy with the service, the man then smashed the windows and tried to stab the staff'

dunno why it was hilarious last night, the journalist was defo having a laugh when he wrote it

McMuffin funny about it mate.
 
if its the same article as the paper last night we were laughing our backs off at it for some reason. read something like - ''this mcdonalds customer wasnt 'lovin it'' and 'unhappy with the service, the man then smashed the windows and tried to stab the staff'

dunno why it was hilarious last night, the journalist was defo having a laugh when he wrote it

Sounds like it was written by Chief Wiggum
 
would love a read of the old letter there mate

Dunno about this case, but I think typically they would look something like:

Marian, can you please type this up and get it sent off for the sentencing hearing?

Dear [Marian, please insert name of whatever twat in a wig this one's going to),

I [Marian, please add in the name of the Morlock here - do check the spelling even if it looks ridiculous, trust me, I've met the parents], am truly sorry for the crime of [whatever the scum did, you may need several pages]. This was out of character for me, and was because I was under the influence of [drink/drugs/older boys/mental illness/paedophile groomers/muslims/emotional breakdown after end of relationship - please check to see which we've used least in the last couple of weeks and use that one].

I now have new responsibilities in life as I [have impregnated some crackwhore and will be an absent father to a child who will grow up without hope or future and become just like me/been given a job licking bins clean for less than minimum wage/tidied some f***ing hedge up for environmental charity] and I look forward to making a fresh start.

I would be grateful if you would take this into account in sentencing.

Yours sincerely

[get him to scrawl an X here, careful he doesn't bite his tongue off]

Yours sincerely,

 
Dunno about this case, but I think typically they would look something like:

Marian, can you please type this up and get it sent off for the sentencing hearing?

Dear [Marian, please insert name of whatever twat in a wig this one's going to),

I [Marian, please add in the name of the Morlock here - do check the spelling even if it looks ridiculous, trust me, I've met the parents], am truly sorry for the crime of [whatever the scum did, you may need several pages]. This was out of character for me, and was because I was under the influence of [drink/drugs/older boys/mental illness/paedophile groomers/muslims/emotional breakdown after end of relationship - please check to see which we've used least in the last couple of weeks and use that one].

I now have new responsibilities in life as I [have impregnated some crackwhore and will be an absent father to a child who will grow up without hope or future and become just like me/been given a job licking bins clean for less than minimum wage/tidied some f***ing hedge up for environmental charity] and I look forward to making a fresh start.

I would be grateful if you would take this into account in sentencing.

Yours sincerely

[get him to scrawl an X here, careful he doesn't bite his tongue off]

Yours sincerely,


reckon you might be right mate
 
a drain on society's resources, will never work and ovbiously a Grade A retard...should be subject to summary execution.
 
Compensation claim for two and a half grand, where the fuck've they getten that from. :confused:

5 smashed windows, loss of takings for the restaurant, emotional stress for employees threatened with a blade?

My guesses.
 
No idea how he's never been in custody before, he's a horrible little cunt who's been in bother all his life.

The sentence is a joke too, surely carrying a knife should equal a much longer prison sentence?
 
No idea how he's never been in custody before, he's a horrible little cunt who's been in bother all his life.

The sentence is a joke too, surely carrying a knife should equal a much longer prison sentence?

Tories bottled implementing it after the election as they feared it would cost too much in incarcerating tramps.
 
If it makes him feel any better, I've been there about midnight pissed before and they let me walk through that bit. :)
 
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