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Now if only he had been shown a firm hand as a youngster ..
how right you are...
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Now if only he had been shown a firm hand as a youngster ..
“This is the first time he has ever been in custody, and he’s been there for four months on remand. It’s been a wake-up call for him"
Well he went off the rails big style didn't he then, the twat? Or is it that he's got away with shit like this for years?
This would never have happened if they hadn't knocked the Yellow Bird Shop down.
He is just what I expect MackemDJ to be like
if its the same article as the paper last night we were laughing our backs off at it for some reason. read something like - ''this mcdonalds customer wasnt 'lovin it'' and 'unhappy with the service, the man then smashed the windows and tried to stab the staff'
dunno why it was hilarious last night, the journalist was defo having a laugh when he wrote it
if its the same article as the paper last night we were laughing our backs off at it for some reason. read something like - ''this mcdonalds customer wasnt 'lovin it'' and 'unhappy with the service, the man then smashed the windows and tried to stab the staff'
dunno why it was hilarious last night, the journalist was defo having a laugh when he wrote it
would love a read of the old letter there mate
Dunno about this case, but I think typically they would look something like:
Marian, can you please type this up and get it sent off for the sentencing hearing?
Dear [Marian, please insert name of whatever twat in a wig this one's going to),
I [Marian, please add in the name of the Morlock here - do check the spelling even if it looks ridiculous, trust me, I've met the parents], am truly sorry for the crime of [whatever the scum did, you may need several pages]. This was out of character for me, and was because I was under the influence of [drink/drugs/older boys/mental illness/paedophile groomers/muslims/emotional breakdown after end of relationship - please check to see which we've used least in the last couple of weeks and use that one].
I now have new responsibilities in life as I [have impregnated some crackwhore and will be an absent father to a child who will grow up without hope or future and become just like me/been given a job licking bins clean for less than minimum wage/tidied some f***ing hedge up for environmental charity] and I look forward to making a fresh start.
I would be grateful if you would take this into account in sentencing.
Yours sincerely
[get him to scrawl an X here, careful he doesn't bite his tongue off]
Yours sincerely,
Compensation claim for two and a half grand, where the fuck've they getten that from.![]()
No idea how he's never been in custody before, he's a horrible little cunt who's been in bother all his life.
The sentence is a joke too, surely carrying a knife should equal a much longer prison sentence?