Anyone planning on going to see the new Elvis film?

[RedAndWhiteJeff]

No

 

[Mr Redknapp]

Cold.

I'm Doin' The Best That I Can mate

 

[Big Jeff]

Pun o mania right here

 

[Crayola-Kid]

Is it right that they're experimenting with allocating a seating section where people can use mobiles during the film? If so, I'll be sitting with everybody in the whole cell block

 

[glen]

I just phoned up the cinema to book. She said, we've got a few seats tonight, but the next 6 weeks are sold out. It's now or never.

 

[Jon Dough]

Just went to get my tickets for tomorrow, got out the car and there was a git bee swarm above me heid, I am all shook up

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[The Krankie Returns]

I really do want to see it but my local cinema is in a very dodgy area. In fact you could say it’s in the ghetto.

 

[Wred]

I hope he sings Olivers Army.

 

[mux]

I hope he sings Olivers Army.

He's dead Susan x

 

[obrienobrien]

we were going to go last night...but pet mouse died

he was.." caught in a trap"

 

[Ghfd]

Wise men say that it’s not that bad. Needed a little bit more conversation between songs

 

[jedi_toaster]

Elvis was a hero to most
But he never meant shit to me you see
Straight up racist that sucker was
Simple and plain
Mother f*ck him and John Wayne

Love singing along to that line, but feel a bit stupid if I continue to ‘cos I’m black and I’m proud’.
Also, to maintain the punning, I’m gonna take my vegan girlfriend, and afterwards I fully intend to poke ‘salad Annie’.

 

[Peegee]

Went to see a preview screening last night! Found it quite enraging and ended up chucking my popcorn towards the screen. A few pieces hit the woman a couple of rows in front but bounced straight off and didn’t even flinch or turn round.

Hard headed woman.

 

[Amokachi]

Baz Luhramnn films have all been downhill seen Strictly Ballroom imo. I'll pass.

 

[Patch]

Baz Luhramnn films have all been downhill seen Strictly Ballroom imo. I'll pass.

But what a film that was ^^^^.

 

[blondemackem]

Yes, I’ll have to take my mam like as I don’t want to be lonesome tonight

 

[Barrington Womble]

Supposedly they originally wanted Jimmy Nail for the Colonel Parker role. But he was too busy doing some work for the BBC. Apparently he's going to Return To Spender.

 

[Big Duke Six]

I'm dropping Our Lass off in Durham tomorrow. Nee ticket for me.

 

[Harry Gates]

I'm dropping Our Lass off in Durham tomorrow. Nee ticket for me.

Is she going with the girl of your best friend?

 

[Ghfd]

I'm dropping Our Lass off in Durham tomorrow. Nee ticket for me.

When did he release that one ?