Anyone planning on going to see the new Elvis film?

Is it right that they're experimenting with allocating a seating section where people can use mobiles during the film? If so, I'll be sitting with everybody in the whole cell block


Elvis was a hero to most
But he never meant shit to me you see
Straight up racist that sucker was
Simple and plain
Mother f*ck him and John Wayne
Love singing along to that line, but feel a bit stupid if I continue to ‘cos I’m black and I’m proud’.
Also, to maintain the punning, I’m gonna take my vegan girlfriend, and afterwards I fully intend to poke ‘salad Annie’.
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Went to see a preview screening last night! Found it quite enraging and ended up chucking my popcorn towards the screen. A few pieces hit the woman a couple of rows in front but bounced straight off and didn’t even flinch or turn round.

Hard headed woman.