Anyone own a Chinese phone?

[Big Jeff]

I have a Chinese phone. Couldn't give a shit if they're spying on me, me texting the Mrs to say "get milk" isn't a state secret.

Its code - watch ya letter box!!!

 

[38Red]

Xi Jinping has been alerted to the screening of Scottish football on Albanian TV.

 

[Stubbs ftm]

Huawei the lads

Hope they're enjoying spying on me posting on here whilst I'm on the pot

 

[Some Random Guy]

Huawei the lads

Hope they're enjoying spying on me posting on here whilst I'm on the pot

Winnie the Pooh watches you strain for a poo.

 

[Stubbs ftm]

Winnie the Pooh watches you strain for a poo.

However he gets his kicks

 

[look out piano]

I can wait to hear about their file on me, if anything it'll be f***ing hilarious

 

[Ciro_DiMarzio]

I'm more concerned about what the person who packed my lovehoney order knows about me than what China knows about me.

 

[humbug]

Xi Jinping has been alerted to the screening of Scottish football on Albanian TV.

we'll know for definite if they're spying if they pass a law to encourage showering with their dogs during a water shortage.

 

[Some Random Guy]

I'm more concerned about what the person who packed my lovehoney order knows about me than what China knows about me.

Just stick everything in my mrs' name.

 

[Ciro_DiMarzio]

Just stick everything in my mrs' name.

I should have did that. I used her blue light card for the discount then stupidly used my own name.

 

[PJH]

Chinese have too many Wings and Wongs …. you might wing the wong number.

The '70's are calling you. They want their razy lacist joke back.

 

[Apache Inbound]

Tbh I couldn't give a fuck. They're watching iz dee what? Post on here? Sending text messages?

Taking cowies on your bike mate.

 

[r@mside]

"Taiwanese missions in Europe and the United States use the name of the city Taipei, avoiding a reference to the island itself,"

 

[Secret Visage]

Great set of phone making lads (and lasses).

 

[Swindon On Tour]

I can wait to hear about their file on me, if anything it'll be f***ing hilarious

Look the Woman with the ruler is prowling in that back garden again.
She is a Wong un.

 

[look out piano]

Look the Woman with the ruler is prowling in that back garden again.
She is a Wong un.

With my detailed drawings and Micheal Myers mask

 

[Swindon On Tour]

With my detailed drawings and Micheal Myers mask

This place.
Getting close to the daily stories from the Swindon Adver.
Should post some, you would be shocked.

 

[waddy999]

The '70's are calling you. They want their razy lacist joke back.

Not a racist bone in my body mate, I’m not an iriot!