Anyone on here?
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Not guilty
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becs
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No, I'm not that old.
SPUFF
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Checked into a lodge at the lakes the other week, went into our bathroom n theres a fecking camera man with a trypod set up. Nearly shat mesell.
On the original story, an utter prick old neighbour of ours years back was banging someone while his wife walked away, one night I was sat watching telly with my mam n dad, she swans in in this red dress, kicks her heels off then realises shes next door!
On the original story, an utter prick old neighbour of ours years back was banging someone while his wife walked away, one night I was sat watching telly with my mam n dad, she swans in in this red dress, kicks her heels off then realises shes next door!
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Must have been one hell of a party if another naked individual has to intervene to move them on.
Seems like it's a standard tihng in Edinburgh tenement flats not to lock your door. TBH, I'm more amused by the second naked bloke following them and shouting "Wrong door!".
MackneyHackem
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You're going to have to finish this story.
On the original story, an utter prick old neighbour of ours years back was banging someone while his wife walked away, one night I was sat watching telly with my mam n dad, she swans in in this red dress, kicks her heels off then realises shes next door!
Told the story on here before but went to Hawes for the weekend with the lads. Couldn't get into the holiday home until 2pm so parked on the drive and went out on the beer all day. Returned eight pints later to find half a dozen pensioners from Wolverhampton in our house.
Long story short, they were in the wrong village, but it took some sorting out when half pissed.
They'd also called the police about the car being on the drive.
Long story short, they were in the wrong village, but it took some sorting out when half pissed.
They'd also called the police about the car being on the drive.
Told the story on here before but went to Hawes for the weekend with the lads. Couldn't get into the holiday home until 2pm so parked on the drive and went out on the beer all day. Returned eight pints later to find half a dozen pensioners from Wolverhampton in our house.
Long story short, they were in the wrong village, but it took some sorting out when half pissed.
They'd also called the police about the car being on the drive.
And then a seventh naked pensioner ran in and shouted "Wrong village!"??
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stephen cartwright
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SPUFF
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Told the story on here before but went to Hawes for the weekend with the lads. Couldn't get into the holiday home until 2pm so parked on the drive and went out on the beer all day. Returned eight pints later to find half a dozen pensioners from Wolverhampton in our house.
Long story short, they were in the wrong village, but it took some sorting out when half pissed.
They'd also called the police about the car being on the drive.
A mate went to centre parcs, cleaners leaving as he gets to lodge, into place, unpacks, thinks its class, pool table, sauna the works.
Sat half cut in just a pair of boxers hours later, pizzas in the oven, kids running amok then this snooty family from London match in.
Wrong lodge. Had to pack up the lot swiftly n move to their shitty basic one.
You're going to have to finish this story.
‘Making a brochure’ alledgedly marra!
Sidewinder2
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Think they were white ya racist.........
super noodles
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A little disappointing that the video at the top is unrelated
Keawyeds
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Checked into a lodge at the lakes the other week, went into our bathroom n theres a fecking camera man with a trypod set up. Nearly shat mesell.
On the original story, an utter prick old neighbour of ours years back was banging someone while his wife walked away, one night I was sat watching telly with my mam n dad, she swans in in this red dress, kicks her heels off then realises shes next door!
This has Gold Potential
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stephen cartwright
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@MackemBob. Circus tricks?
You still have ing really noisy sex Stephen
