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trevor
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Walk to Easington Village and get on there then you will have enough for a cheese pasty.
don't like cheese
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Walk to Easington Village and get on there then you will have enough for a cheese pasty.
Walk to Easington Village and get on there then you will have enough for a cheese pasty.
don't like cheese
Its only about 20% more for the return than the single. Its about £4.50 for the single iirc and about £5.50 for the return.
bugger
clever trevor...
bugger
Take the pasty back for a refund.
I've ate the bastard
is your shit often well preserved?
I've ate the bastard
Go back to Greggs, then offer to buy a partially eaten pasty from one of the customers - offer 50p for 1/3rd of a pasty, everyone's a winner. Then, apply for a full refund with the half eaten pasty. Repeat the process until you have the required amount of money.
Greggs may force you to go through their internal appeals process for the refund, but the success rate percentage is in the high-80s. You'll be home by May. Early June at worst.
Go back to Greggs, then offer to buy a partially eaten pasty from one of the customers - offer 50p for 1/3rd of a pasty, everyone's a winner. Then, apply for a full refund with the half eaten pasty. Repeat the process until you have the required amount of money.
Greggs may force you to go through their internal appeals process for the refund, but the success rate percentage is in the high-80s. You'll be home by May. Early June at worst.
disguise yourself as a cat
go all meowing up to a nice bunch of chavs
therel be more than normal as the schools are off
within minutes youl have been attached to the rear bumper of a fiesta via a lengh of rope and driven extremely quickly in one direction or other
bit hitty missy that youl end up in sunderland but the bonus being that youl not be in peterlee anymore
disguise yourself as a cat
go all meowing up to a nice bunch of chavs
therel be more than normal as the schools are off
within minutes youl have been attached to the rear bumper of a fiesta via a lengh of rope and driven extremely quickly in one direction or other
bit hitty missy that youl end up in sunderland but the bonus being that youl not be in peterlee anymore
disguise yourself as a cat
go all meowing up to a nice bunch of chavs
therel be more than normal as the schools are off
within minutes youl have been attached to the rear bumper of a fiesta via a lengh of rope and driven extremely quickly in one direction or other
bit hitty missy that youl end up in sunderland but the bonus being that youl not be in peterlee anymore