anyone here celebrating the twelfth??

[Latka Gravas]

I'd rather scoop my eyeballs out, eat them, shit them out and put the shite in my eye sockets.

You forgot to put it on , didn’t you
Any songs you think might be suitable for today’s celebration?

 

[weebil64]

I'd rather scoop my eyeballs out, eat them, shit them out and put the shite in my eye sockets.

To the beat of a big bass drum?

 

[Keawyeds]

anniversary of the battle of the boyne today. best of luck to all our protestant forummers celebrating it across the uk i know we have a couple of orangemen supporters that get on here. have a good day!

Protestants parading around like a bunch of dildos again

 

[weebil64]

Protestants parading around like a bunch of dildos again

Orange dildos?

 

[Keawyeds]

Orange dildos?

Surely they're just carrots

 

[weebil64]

Surely they're just carrots

Depends on your gardening prowess I suppose.

 

[Tadger]

On one hand it’s all a bit outdated and nasty, but on the other hand it means that a significant proportion of the British Isles’ biggest moronic f***ing dog nonces all put on colours and make themselves easy to identify for future reference as to who the biggest moronic f***ing dog nonces are, so it’s useful in that respect.

It’s just a bit of tradition man, you’d think they were dragging Catholics into the street and lynching them.

 

[the boot]

Orange dildos?

They often used the rubber bullets as dildos if I recall correctly

 

[Tadger]

One set of balloons goading another set of balloons over a battle that was what? 300 years ago or so?

Is it so different to the yanks celebrating the 4th of July?

Whatever your perspective the Glorious Revolution was a watershed moment for Britain and was overwhelmingly positive.

 

[jayjaysafc]

I've just marched to the fridge at graft to get me bait. Then marched back again while throwing it in the air and catching it and whistling a catchy tune.

Was it old and beautiful

 

[Bob Fleming]

Only celebrating in that 10 years ago today I was mortales on me stag do. In Belfast so I was.

 

[weebil64]

Is it so different to the yanks celebrating the 4th of July?

Whatever your perspective the Glorious Revolution was a watershed moment for Britain and was overwhelmingly positive.

Not for Catholics

 

[Black Cat Gypsy]

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Credit where credit is due, those Jaffas can build a canny bonfire!

"Armed tanks, trucks and guns,
Came to take away our fun,
But every Nan must stand on guard
For the pallets and the tyres"

 

[joemcdokes]

Is this the same thing where the police stopped them going down a certain road causing riots that cost millions?

 

[Deleted User 2893]

I can see why the orange order and people of ulster want to celebrate and/or commemorate it.

It’s the bellwiffs from places like ashington and shields with no connections to NI who go on like wankers that are dicks

 

[dangermows]

All the spenks who celebrate Paddy's probably haven't heard of it

Not for Catholics

They're too busy celebrating the murder of Lee Rigby.

 

[zwartekat]

I can see why the orange order and people of ulster want to celebrate and/or commemorate it.

It’s the bellwiffs from places like ashington and shields with no connections to NI who go on like wankers that are dicks

 

[Doberman]

he's having a pop at me so I've made the decision to cancel all plans and stay in the house until this all blows over in case duff man takes offence.

 

[Vinny the Mackem]

The Battle of the Boyne was actually on 1st July.

 

[Doberman]

The Battle of the Boyne was actually on 1st July.

yep and the idea of celebrating 'the twelfth' was to commemorate the battle of Aughrim originally. The celebrations of the Boyne and Aughrim were combined in 1800s for various reasons with both being celebrated on the twelfth ever since.