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Came round the other day.....

Census cop: "Hi, our records show that you havnt filled in the 2011 Census yet"

Me: "Yep"

Census cop: "Well my job is remind all the people who havnt filled it in that it is still outstanding and see if I can offer any assistance"

Me: "Judging by the amount of sheets you have on that clipboard there is little chance you are going to be made redundant as part of the government cuts"

Census cop: "Ha ha, I know, there are hundreds who havnt filled it in. Are you gonna fill yours in?"

Me: "We'll see
"

Census cop: "Well try and get it in asap otherwise you will get another follow up visit"

Me: "Ok"

Dont mean to be funny DON'T WORRY MATE YOU WEREN'T FUNNY AT ALL but if he is gonna have to go through all them sheets before he visits me again I will be lucky to see him before the 2021 census is due:lol:
How long did it take you to come up with that f***ing totally shit story you complete nazi :cool:Remind me never to cross your quick witted path as you would obviously bury me with your witty comebacks
 
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Because they are nosey bastards who have no reasonable requirement to have personal information about me or my family.....If it is for the reason claimed ie "to help them allocate resources to a particular area" then why do they need my name, dob, kids names and dob, race, religion, phone number etc....All they require is number of people and rough ages.

They can gan fuck themselves....Eventually I will be forced to fill it in or be prosecuted but I will just write an utter load of bollox so it becomes useless to them.

I dont trust government, any government with any information....While I cant stop them going out and getting it if they really want it I certainly wont be helping them to collect it.

What did you do in 2001?
 
Came round the other day.....

Census cop: "Hi, our records show that you havnt filled in the 2011 Census yet"

Me: "Yep"

Census cop: "Well my job is remind all the people who havnt filled it in that it is still outstanding and see if I can offer any assistance"

Me: "Judging by the amount of sheets you have on that clipboard there is little chance you are going to be made redundant as part of the government cuts"

Census cop: "Ha ha, I know, there are hundreds who havnt filled it in. Are you gonna fill yours in?"

Me: "We'll see"

Census cop: "Well try and get it in asap otherwise you will get another follow up visit"

Me: "Ok"

Dont mean to be funny but if he is gonna have to go through all them sheets before he visits me again I will be lucky to see him before the 2021 census is due:lol:

Have you ever considered a job on the after-dinner circuit?
 
It probably is dog shit but this is a country whose politicians made up evidence to justify starting a war with another country......If they can do that, get caught lying and suffer absolutely no rebuke they are capable of anything.:eek:

Your politcal views are a joke :lol:

This is kind of thinking that 12 year olds come out with when they read 1984, for a about a week
 
Your politcal views are a joke :lol:

This is kind of thinking that 12 year olds come out with when they read 1984, for a about a week

but his post is factually correct
 
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Similarly while we have a "relatively" benign government in charge of the country now so did Germany at one point....How do you know that such information will not be used to persecute you on the basis of your race or religion in the future? Look at what happened in places like Boznia in the past when the knowledge of a persons ethnicity could have got them killed (probs by their next door neighbour). Paranoid? Where government is concerned too right I am, wouldnt trust the fuckers as far as I could throw them.

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Mine was a black bloke pleasant enough but don't think he was British, I thought that was odd it being the UK census anarl. :confused:

You are honestly absolutey f***ing obsessed. How many of your posts aren't about race, religion, immigration or students? :eek:
 
Took all of 5-10 minutes to do it online, don't see what the issue is, people just like whinging for whingings sake.
 
didnt fill it in.

havent been visited.

if and when they do turn up they can piss off.

Because they are nosey bastards who have no reasonable requirement to have personal information about me or my family.....If it is for the reason claimed ie "to help them allocate resources to a particular area" then why do they need my name, dob, kids names and dob, race, religion, phone number etc....All they require is number of people and rough ages.

They can gan fuck themselves....Eventually I will be forced to fill it in or be prosecuted but I will just write an utter load of bollox so it becomes useless to them.

I dont trust government, any government with any information....While I cant stop them going out and getting it if they really want it I certainly wont be helping them to collect it.

this.

whatever they are wanting the info for, it isnt for the good of the general public.
 
Because they are nosey bastards who have no reasonable requirement to have personal information about me or my family.....If it is for the reason claimed ie "to help them allocate resources to a particular area" then why do they need my name, dob, kids names and dob, race, religion, phone number etc....All they require is number of people and rough ages.

They can gan fuck themselves....Eventually I will be forced to fill it in or be prosecuted but I will just write an utter load of bollox so it becomes useless to them.

I dont trust government, any government with any information....While I cant stop them going out and getting it if they really want it I certainly wont be helping them to collect it.

this
 
funnily enough, i didnt fill one in in 2001, cant even remember one coming through the door, or 1991 for that matter, the 1981 one, i can remember, because i was at school, and we did a lesson on it. so why havnt i been fined or locked up for missing two censi? our lass just filled it in, i told her just to tick owt. like other posters have said, theyve got my NI number, tax details, driving licence details, motor insurance details, work location, home address through the council tax and telephone number, all the kids details etc. so why not compile it off that lot, and save millions on the paper trail. they know the far end of a fart about you these days, so filling a form in seems pretty pointless.
 
funnily enough, i didnt fill one in in 2001, cant even remember one coming through the door, or 1991 for that matter, the 1981 one, i can remember, because i was at school, and we did a lesson on it. so why havnt i been fined or locked up for missing two censi? our lass just filled it in, i told her just to tick owt. like other posters have said, theyve got my NI number, tax details, driving licence details, motor insurance details, work location, home address through the council tax and telephone number, all the kids details etc. so why not compile it off that lot, and save millions on the paper trail. they know the far end of a fart about you these days, so filling a form in seems pretty pointless.

You dont exsist mate
 
funnily enough, i didnt fill one in in 2001, cant even remember one coming through the door, or 1991 for that matter, the 1981 one, i can remember, because i was at school, and we did a lesson on it. so why havnt i been fined or locked up for missing two censi? our lass just filled it in, i told her just to tick owt. like other posters have said, theyve got my NI number, tax details, driving licence details, motor insurance details, work location, home address through the council tax and telephone number, all the kids details etc. so why not compile it off that lot, and save millions on the paper trail. they know the far end of a fart about you these days, so filling a form in seems pretty pointless.

Nearly as pointless as filling it all in wrong on purpose to prove that it's pointless.
 
Had one turn up at ours, to be honest I completely forgot about it. I tried to fill it in when I got it but you couldn't fill it in until a particular date. Where the fuck is the sense in that?
 
Ultimately if they want the info they will get it, Im just not gonna help them...Why do they for instance need to know my ethnicity? I am a human being. What possible positive reason can there be for having that information other than to discriminate against either me or somebody else?

Similarly while we have a "relatively" benign government in charge of the country now so did Germany at one point....How do you know that such information will not be used to persecute you on the basis of your race or religion in the future? Look at what happened in places like Boznia in the past when the knowledge of a persons ethnicity could have got them killed (probs by their next door neighbour). Paranoid? Where government is concerned too right I am, wouldnt trust the fuckers as far as I could throw them.

well done mate.you sound like a man after my own heart.(what a strange expression that is).
 
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