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How long did it take you to come up with that f***ing totally shit story you complete naziCame round the other day.....
Census cop: "Hi, our records show that you havnt filled in the 2011 Census yet"
Me: "Yep"
Census cop: "Well my job is remind all the people who havnt filled it in that it is still outstanding and see if I can offer any assistance"
Me: "Judging by the amount of sheets you have on that clipboard there is little chance you are going to be made redundant as part of the government cuts"
Census cop: "Ha ha, I know, there are hundreds who havnt filled it in. Are you gonna fill yours in?"
Me: "We'll see"
Census cop: "Well try and get it in asap otherwise you will get another follow up visit"
Me: "Ok"
Dont mean to be funny DON'T WORRY MATE YOU WEREN'T FUNNY AT ALL but if he is gonna have to go through all them sheets before he visits me again I will be lucky to see him before the 2021 census is due![]()
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