Any Doctors on here?

Discussion in 'SMB' started by houst69, Feb 13, 2018.

  1. dom

    dom Striker

    A doctor in the ‘houst’?
  2. big boy

    big boy Goalkeeper

  3. yorkyexile

    yorkyexile Striker

  4. Ludwig

    Ludwig Midfield Contributor

    Albeit a retired drummer but have a like anyway mate !
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  5. niceonemarra

    niceonemarra Winger

    mmm thanks marra.
  6. Jarra Dicka

    Jarra Dicka Winger

    OP obviously thinks he`s got an STD and wants to know how itchy things are going to get before they drop off
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  7. niceonemarra

    niceonemarra Winger

    Sounds like aids.
  8. The Exile

    The Exile Striker

    I've seen House once or twice, fire away.
  9. Aituk7

    Aituk7 Winger

    I posted something the other day similar when someone was asking for legal advice. It is a bit mental that people come here first with their problems. Imagine being in the doctors with your kegs down explaining "well @hank williams thinks it could be a passed around STD, but @EreManYaLittleDivvy thinks its terminal, what do you think doc?"
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  10. Binternet

    Binternet Midfield

    There are fairly strict regulations on giving medical advice over the internet now, which is basically don't do it.
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  11. kossoff

    kossoff Winger

    More chance of that than him being tugged off.
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  12. Billy Rocket

    Billy Rocket Winger

    I'll save you the trouble, it's AIDS.
  13. SteveB

    SteveB Striker

    Good aids or bad aids Though?
  14. Billy Rocket

    Billy Rocket Winger

    Meh aids.
  15. Bob Fleming

    Bob Fleming Striker

    A polite way of telling @houst69 to fuck off
  16. houst69

    houst69 Striker

    Cheers @Randy Ostrich he's doing my surgery this Friday, nice one
  17. Randy Ostrich

    Randy Ostrich Striker

    Take two whiskeys and call me in the morning :cool:
  18. Boinger

    Boinger Winger

    I'm not a doctor, but I am good at woodwork if you need a coffin knocking up.

    Hope this helps.
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  19. "I fell off a ladder and it got itself stuck up there, honest"

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