Any Doctors on here?

Discussion in 'SMB' started by houst69, Feb 13, 2018.

  1. houst69

    houst69 Striker

    Serious question, PM Me
     
  2. Barnacle Boy

    Barnacle Boy Striker

    RIP mate :cry:
     
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  3. I'm not sure, but if not maybe call your Doctors practice or NHS Direct ?
     
  4. Lambchops

    Lambchops Striker

    Empty your pm's then
     
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  5. I’m a retired Gynaecologist, but I still like to keep my hand in.
     
  6. Tommasi

    Tommasi Striker

    Quick there's a medical emergency. Should I ring 999? Or maybe go to the hospital or walk in centre? I could just go speak to a pharmacist? Actually think I'll make a thread on a football forum.

    Your not a doctor you lying bastard :lol:
     
  7. gillythedilf

    gillythedilf Striker

    @Dr Feelgood
     
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  8. Frijj

    Frijj Striker

    Dr. Chops' clinic to cure being a melt is known worldwide.

    Join Dr. Chops on a three-day tour of the Eastern Europe, where you'll fuck women from around the world (for a small fee) and drink so much you'll shit yourself on a train.

    You'll return home much more of a man, and also with your passport banned from much of Europe.
     
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  9. Scotty

    Scotty Winger

    go to the local hospital, tell them gilly sent you for 10% off your waiting time and free cup of weak as piss tea

    ;)
     
  10. DoctorMick

    DoctorMick Striker

    There are probably better places to get medical advice like.
     
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  11. hank williams

    hank williams Striker

    That's his complaint

    He's got bad pms;)
     
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  12. Where's tell fun in PMing marra? I'm not a doctor but am a trained health care professional so can direct your medical query safely. Ask away. I won't rip the piss.

    :lol:
    Not when you're on here. Don't scare the patient away doctor.
     
    Last edited: Feb 13, 2018
  13. Tommasi

    Tommasi Striker

    I've actually been on the piss with kev in Brno :lol:
     
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  14. Ramshanker

    Ramshanker Winger

    How disappointed I was when I found out Dr Fox wasn't a real fox
     
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  15. Baloo

    Baloo Striker Contributor

  16. C-S-L Mackem

    C-S-L Mackem Midfield

    I'm a Dr mate (look at me, pathetic, etc.). However, I'm not a medical one so probably won't be much use regarding your ailment (or in general life, if we're being honest). Hope this helps.
     
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  17. gillythedilf

    gillythedilf Striker

    Your going to laugh ,I do have a contact in the children’s A+E,Adult A+E .

    Jumped the Q a few times :lol:
     
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  18. Narraback

    Narraback Striker

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  19. Gaz

    Gaz Striker

    Think @Binternet might be a Doctor / consultant
     
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  20. niceonemarra

    niceonemarra Winger

    Almost everyone on here is a doctor apparently.
     

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