annoying work colleagues

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Fulwellmackem said:
four of us working in the office, the bloke behind me is 65, Philippine wife who is basically bleeding the poor lad dry, but hes a massive breathe hard and eats like a f***ing pig. The other fella grunts and hockles every minute and has a sly remark at everyone for anything. The new mush who has came in from management to monitor the lads on site....top whopper.....full of his own importance, ive done this, that and everything inbetween, marks all his bait and milk with his initials but then been caught pinching coffee cos his own is the adsa own or summit!!!
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And the fourth one is a nosey judgemental bastard and has set his own 'coffee watch' up I bet?
 


yeah i have some ***** in my office. just ignore it and crack on, or lay the law down and be the alpha male. that's the options. if there's a lass, either be nice to her and be friends or stay well clear and say fuck all to her or you will end up in HR.

also, if people don't know how to share, then don't. i normally operate on a socialist office policy (everyone contributes what they can and takes what they need with regards to coffee, plastic disposable cutlery, napkins etc), but the prick opposite me just takes and never puts in. we now operate a capitalist office policy, and he had to eat his pasta with his teaspoon the other day. i offered him the use of a knife and fork for 20 quid, but he rudely declined and called me a bellend when i locked said cutlery in my drawer. funnily enough, he's the biggest tory of them all. or a champagne tory, if that is possible? anyway, either assert your dominance as the top boyo, or ignore them and get on with it.
 
JonnotheMackem said:
I work with my wife and it irritates the living shite out of me.

I'm the outlet when she gets stressed, and she'll often get nasty to vent, the boss has been known to play us against each other, and she'll sometimes start asking about such and such a customer at 9 at night - I'll respond that it's 9 at night and I couldn't care less, then it ends up being a row about "why don't I care about my job".

I'll be getting out as soon as I can.
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The marriage or the job?
 
JonnotheMackem said:
I work with my wife and it irritates the living shite out of me.

I'm the outlet when she gets stressed, and she'll often get nasty to vent, the boss has been known to play us against each other, and she'll sometimes start asking about such and such a customer at 9 at night - I'll respond that it's 9 at night and I couldn't care less, then it ends up being a row about "why don't I care about my job".

I'll be getting out as soon as I can.
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Of the job, yes?
 
Fulwellmackem said:
four of us working in the office, the bloke behind me is 65, Philippine wife who is basically bleeding the poor lad dry, but hes a massive breathe hard and eats like a f***ing pig. The other fella grunts and hockles every minute and has a sly remark at everyone for anything. The new mush who has came in from management to monitor the lads on site....top whopper.....full of his own importance, ive done this, that and everything inbetween, marks all his bait and milk with his initials but then been caught pinching coffee cos his own is the adsa own or summit!!!
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I wonder what they all say about you.
 
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