Animals that break the law

dangermows

dangermows

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Been discussing the case where a pigeon was smuggling drugs into a prison.

Lad at works reckons we will get to a point where either we can understand animal language or their language will develop to a point where they could technically get done for crimes.

I'm saying that even if we ever got to that point (we won't mind as we would just kill any animal that was ever a threat to us) you'd have to prove they have enough intelligence to know what they are doing. And even then they'd just get put down.

Obviously they'd face trial at a kangaroo court :rolleyes:
 


The Raven said:
If you taught an animal to talk you wouldn't be able to understand it.

We don't have the same frame of reference.
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Says The Raven....

Edit: well parrots can speak already so I don't think he was meaning that. Suppose the argument is more like if they evolved loads, in the same way we evolved from ape men.
 
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There used to be a removal firm ran by chimps that no public liability insurance and used to spend fortunes on teabags as expenses in an elaborate tax fiddle


Hidden camera footage of the crooks right here
 
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dangermows said:
Been discussing the case where a pigeon was smuggling drugs into a prison.

Lad at works reckons we will get to a point where either we can understand animal language or their language will develop to a point where they could technically get done for crimes.

I'm saying that even if we ever got to that point (we won't mind as we would just kill any animal that was ever a threat to us) you'd have to prove they have enough intelligence to know what they are doing. And even then they'd just get put down.

Obviously they'd face trial at a kangaroo court :rolleyes:
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There was a red setter called Noel that lived in Jarrow in the early to mid eighties, he liked to shop lift twix and kit kats etc, although iirc a picnic bar was his favourite. He remained a fugitive from the law until he passed over to the great news agents in the sky.
 

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