amazon echo products

Discussion in 'SMB' started by Spennymackem1981, Oct 22, 2018.

  1. Spennymackem1981

    Spennymackem1981 Midfield

    anyone use this shit

    as in the lights and stuff, or there new home hub set up with the screen and that
     
  2. Ramshanker

    Ramshanker Winger

  3. Alexa, Parsnip this shite.

    Thanks Alexa.
     
  4. THELORDRODWELL

    THELORDRODWELL Midfield

    anyone use this shit

    as in the lights and stuff, or there new home hub set up with the screen and that
     
    Sleepy likes this.
  5. Who thanks alexa ffs. It’s a machine.
     
  6. Wilfy

    Wilfy Striker

    The missus does.

    We have a hive light bulb in the lamp in the sitting room that we control with it.
     
  7. Ramshanker

    Ramshanker Winger

    Manners cost nothing, mate. When the machines rise up, hopefully they remember I said please and thankyou
     
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  8. People have been thanking machines for decades, then putting them back into the bedside drawer. It’s not really a new thing ;)
     
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  9. Astra

    Astra Midfield

    Doesn’t everyone? Just seems polite.
     
  10. I tell her to fuck off more than I say thank you.

    The time she starts accepting my pronunciation of “iPlayer” instead of me having to do an impression of fucking Boycey* from Only Fools and Horses, is the day I thank the useless cow.




    *not an exaggeration either, the useless piece of black plastic shit.
     
  11. Spennymackem1981

    Spennymackem1981 Midfield

    Alexa Pipe is off.......
     
  12. Goat Eyes

    Goat Eyes Striker

    I often thank the cash machine.

    Feel like a tit when I’ve done it, but I feel better knowing I have.

    Calling... “plumber”!
     
  13. When it is quiet i can whisper from the other side of the room and it will hear me
    However when I have set a timer when cooking and the alarm goes off and I try to tell her to stop the alarm while standing next to it she gans deaf
    Alexa Stop
    ALEXA STOP
    ALEXA STOP!!!!!
     
  14. I'm probably the same but they have addressed one of my biggest issues. Whenever I told it to turn the lights on it would reply with 'okay' in a smug, sarcastic tone. Just switch the fucking lights on, I'm not after a conversation.
    Always started the day in a bad mood but now it has replaced the 'okay' with a beep. Better but not perfect. I sort of know if my command has been received as the bloody lights would be on.
     
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  15. Marty Moose

    Marty Moose Striker

    After my ongoing bitter feud with henry the hoover i'm staying well away from any other faux humanised technology
     
  16. MackneyHackem

    MackneyHackem Central Defender

    :lol:
     
  17. marsey

    marsey Winger

    Couldn't get it off ya cock like?
     
  18. Marty Moose

    Marty Moose Striker

    I've got a Hettie for that, the little minx.
     
  19. Sleepy

    Sleepy Striker

    Alexa and Google Home, can't decide which I prefer.
     
  20. BDI

    BDI Winger

    Can get a Echo for £54.99 now, potentially, saving a further £11 making it £43.99

    not sure if it'll be any cheaper in the Black Friday Sale.
     

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