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We agree he has been shit. But the team is even worse without him.

But that's due to Poyet's desperation, he had to try to change something and take a risk so we've experimented with different formations and different personal. Unfortunately it hasn't worked which is reflected in the crap 'facts' the OP posted, we're got progressively worse as we've started to change the team around and become desperate.
 
Exactly. Some of you are acting like we have options in the forward position. Altidore has been embarrassing this season. But clearly over the season we have scored much more with him on the pitch. I'm not wise enough to know why that is, but that is a fact.

I've got a rock in my back garden that keeps Tigers away. I'm not sure how it works, but i've never had a Tiger in my garden yet...
 
I think the sample size is big enough to show a clear pattern. Clearly we score more with Altidore on. It isn't random noise even if we don't know why.
 
But that's due to Poyet's desperation, he had to try to change something and take a risk so we've experimented with different formations and different personal. Unfortunately it hasn't worked which is reflected in the crap 'facts' the OP posted, we're got progressively worse as we've started to change the team around and become desperate.

We had lost 1 out of our last 10 when we told Jozy to fuck off out of the squad. Gus might have lost his nerve a bit too soon - we haven't won since, in 9 odd matches. I think he's listening to the knee-jerkers a bit too much.

I've got a rock in my back garden that keeps Tigers away. I'm not sure how it works, but i've never had a Tiger in my garden yet...

So I take it you are overrun with tigers when you take out the rock? Because that would be a proper analogy.
 
I think the sample size is big enough to show a clear pattern. Clearly we score more with Altidore on. It isn't random noise even if we don't know why.

First thing is to remove the cup games, but I'm sure you could find a similar stat with some other random outfield player.
 
But I don't give a toss what twisted stats you can use to try and prove he isn't useless, cos he is useless, you just have to watch him to see that.
Over £6 million and he can't trap a football...just wtf.
 
He has to go down as one of the worst signings in the clubs recent history if not ever
 
"Its Jose Altidore"
"He's never gonna score"
"Where going down, down down"
"Where going down, down down"
 
I just notice Borini standing like a plank... Fuck me what was he doing?

thinking 'how the fuck is he a professional footballer.... i'd have scored that from where I am rather than charging an extra 5 feet to look like a useless dick'
 
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