Ally mcoist


If you gave him a sausage roll, but with the sausage replaced with a girthy turd, he'd tell you it's "the most fantastic and best girthy turd sausage roll he's ever had in his life". Its not faux positivity he demonstrates, it's child-like naive ecstaticism. At absolutely EVERYTHING.
He’s like Sam off I’m a Celeb
 

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