Skaddnhotpies
Midfield
Ooooooo I'm tellinI shouldn't say this (fight club rules) but the mod concerned can be extremely puritanical and strict - so I suggest you be on your best behaviour.
Mind, just as well it wasn't @McMackem as he'd have already merged this with tonight's match thread.
A carnal attraction to a humped beast?
I'm desperately trying not to repeat the phrase 'camel nonce'
Oh, bugger...