Alexa skills

[Rage]

What are good for parents and kids?

 

[James]

Pointless.

 

[Nicky Winterwasp]

Just answer the question you ****

 

[Hawkings Boots]

Harry Potter quiz

 

[yorkyexile]

What are good for parents and kids?

the skill of placing closure plate tape over a youths gob is handy. Sick to death already of hearing "Alexa play something by some braindead twat" followed by three minutes of the most mindnumbing drivel pop offering imaginable

 

[redandwhiterob]

the skill of placing closure plate tape over a youths gob is handy. Sick to death already of hearing "Alexa play something by some braindead twat" followed by three minutes of the most mindnumbing drivel pop offering imaginable

Change the command in the app then claim it's broke

 

[MunkyHeed]

“Do a fart noise”.

Worth the money just for that.

 

[yorkyexile]

Change the command in the app then claim it's broke

 

[Gremlin]

the skill of placing closure plate tape over a youths gob is handy. Sick to death already of hearing "Alexa play something by some braindead twat" followed by three minutes of the most mindnumbing drivel pop offering imaginable

If you have kids of a certain age - never ever let them realise it will play that f***ing Baby Shark song. Seriously. About 10 times an hour for the last 2 months.

Getting it to miaow like a cat is good amusement value if you've got a dog as thick as ours though.

 

[maygo]

"Alexa, open the window" after I've had turkey and sprouts for dinner

 

[xmfd]

Got my dad one for Christmas and having fun with it, especially now it can make fart noises. Any other skills?

 

[Skandhaless]

the skill of placing closure plate tape over a youths gob is handy. Sick to death already of hearing "Alexa play something by some braindead twat" followed by three minutes of the most mindnumbing drivel pop offering imaginable

Told the sons to play shine on you crazy diamond at Xmas. Didn't go down well.. Not chrismassy enough apparently