After cutting chilli


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wash your hands thoroughly before taking out your contact lenses. :evil:

Just put them in and they must have a coating of chilli on them because my eyes are on fire and I cannot see.... :cry::cry:

I've fallen for that very same mistake, however it doesnt beat the bloke at work who after knocking up a meal decided to get a bit fruity with his lass, and decided to stick his hands into a very sensative part of his lasses body! You can probably guess the rest! :)
 
I once used ralgex on my back then proceeded to wash my hands AND FACE !!, I was like a tomato for about 6 hours :lol::lol:

our lass was pissing hersell ( nee pics )
 
wash your hands thoroughly before taking out your contact lenses. :evil:

Just put them in and they must have a coating of chilli on them because my eyes are on fire and I cannot see....:cry:

:eek: Oh f***ing hell!!!! my brother in law did the same thing, he looked like he'd been punched in the eye by Mike Tyson, don't do it again..;)

I got it round my bell end once I rushed downstairs in the middle of the night
and stuck my knob in a bowl of cold trifle the wife came down an asked what I was doing, I just said I was f***ing dis custard!!!
 
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:eek: Oh f***ing hell!!!! my brother in law did the same thing, he looked like he'd been punched in the eye by Mike Tyson, don't do it again..;)

I got it round my bell end once I rushed downstairs in the middle of the night
and stuck my knob in a bowl of cold trifle the wife came down an asked what I was doing, I just said I was f***ing dis custard!!!

:lol::lol:
 
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